Worstgen

Finalbeta
Finalbeta
I underwent some hard drinking in the past but I luckily stopped in time
Natalija
Natalija
That would be hilarious :D actually I've already witnessed such cases. Also, I've seen what Americans drink.
Finalbeta
Finalbeta
I don't wanna risk Cirrhosis I suppose :P
TheAncientCenturion
TheAncientCenturion
Let's see who can hammer more Fireball in one evening without developing daddy issues, Serbians.
Light D Lamperouge
Light D Lamperouge
I can already see it. We're just getting started, haven't even gone out yet, and they're already out lmao.
Jew D. Boy
Jew D. Boy
Shit, are we doing Fireball?? That used to be my jam back in the day, burns so fucking GOOD 🥵

@TheAncientCenturion Other than cow tipping, I guess we could go wild in a corn field and beat the stalks like they’re punching bags??
Natalija
Natalija
Light D Lamperouge
Light D Lamperouge
Yo, Nat and I will take pics and buy you some burek and club soda so you don't feel that bad when you wake up, while we were out.
TheAncientCenturion
TheAncientCenturion
@Jew D. Boy We're doing Nebraska some other time. Our honor as alcoholics has been challenged. We cannot stand for this. Bring out the balls of fire!

@Natalija I gotta feeling I'll regret a whole lot by going to Serbia. Might as well double down where I can.
Jew D. Boy
Jew D. Boy
@Natalija @Light D Lamperouge Do y’all have any idea what American life has been like the last few years?? I can guarantee that @TheAncientCenturion and I have had more than enough practice in getting blackout drunk, that battle wouldn’t automatically swing in your favor...
Light D Lamperouge
Light D Lamperouge
If that's the case I'll open up a bottle of homemade rakia, stored for over 20 years. To warn you two though, it's probably gonna be two shots in that case.
TheAncientCenturion
TheAncientCenturion
I think these Serbs don't understand exactly what Everclear flip cup is like. Time to DUNK ON THEM.
Natalija
Natalija
Last few years? That's nothing on Serbian drinking, we go hard. I've been and checked!
Woah homemade rakija, let's not murder them right at the start ahaha.
Jew D. Boy
Jew D. Boy
@TheAncientCenturion Jesus Christ...the one time I drank Everclear, I spent the entire night hitting on a mutual friend and just after I finally got her to make out with me, I almost threw up in her mouth...maybe Light and Natalija have a point, and perhaps you’re not the only trash bag here.
Natalija
Natalija
@Jew D. Boy Why do all your stories end badly :')
We will go easy on you. I want this to be the best experience, no puking with girls.
TheAncientCenturion
TheAncientCenturion
Jew my man, we need to set a good impression here, not sharing our worst stories...
Jew D. Boy
Jew D. Boy
To answer you both, Natalija and TAC, my life has been a comedy of errors in every sense of both words 🥴
Light D Lamperouge
Light D Lamperouge
Trust me Everclear's got nothing on homemade rakia. @Jew D. Boy that will be your good story compared to this lmao.
Natalija
Natalija
Top