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You can sell your soul to Jesus instead


1 Corinthians 6:20
For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.

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( talking to christians )
Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier
Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier
I guess I'm worshipping Satan from now on.
Johnny B. Decent
Johnny B. Decent
Score one for Satan.
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Satan literally despises you, meanwhile Jesus took on your sin and let himself be tortured and killed for you, btw
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Blax Blah
"Over there somewhere around Iraq or Iran, there's a bunch of apostate muslims called Satan worshippers.


But they don't have any songs of what their great Satan did for them


We got them here in America, a fella named LaVey that worships Satan


You ever heard any little buddhist children sing "Oh how I love Buddha because he first loved me?"

You never will.


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