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RobertoTheOharaSurvivor
RobertoTheOharaSurvivor
Ginosaji CAN be killed. You need to capture 42 frogs each with a different chromosome missing, a unicorn horn, six and a half gallons of mercury, and a surviving piece of the Nuclear bomb used on Nagasaki. Throw them into a pot made of cedar wood and boil at 666 degrees at an altitude of exactly 777 miles below sea level for exactly 11 days, 11 hours,11 minutes and 11 seconds. Add one of your own fingers and a spoon(
RobertoTheOharaSurvivor
RobertoTheOharaSurvivor
any spoon should work, but a spoon filched from a Ginosaji and soaked in dragon's blood are known to be the least glitchy) boil for another 13 seconds and if the mixture has been prepared properly it will coalesce into a lump of hard, yellowish matter. Break it open with a fork(no matter how long this takes) and you will find a Small Green Lump in the center. With a fountain pen, write in a notebook the first three
RobertoTheOharaSurvivor
RobertoTheOharaSurvivor
words that come into your head, skipping pages, increasing the number of pages skipped in a Fibonacci sequence. Wrap the Small Green Lump in the notebook and burn it in a platinum brazer within 30 seconds(you'll need a hot fire) while chanting "Arbathelsquid'thikrrggrrthgrvgthfffffffffssssssss A'hula connda Nag'quid'g'daygrr skaka shala shala skaka vadiglogi nezhachangra Elvis oo oo oo oo oo oo oo a oo oo oo oo oo oo
RobertoTheOharaSurvivor
RobertoTheOharaSurvivor
oo a oo oo a oo AAAAAAAAA Santa Claus bunkridgdyrthgrb'vnm'plqrgth agibicka nai quil Ginosaji" ... 3 times over(still within the 30 second time limit) In the ashes of the notebook wrapped around the Small Red Lump you will find a rainbow-colored spoon. You must force-feed it to a Manticore along with a gallon of salt water, a bar of Hageland chocolate, and a lizard's tail. The Manticore will then vomit up a Small
RobertoTheOharaSurvivor
RobertoTheOharaSurvivor
Blue Lump. Catch the Small Blue Lump with a pair of golden tongs(very important: if the Small Blue Lump touches ANYTHING other than gold it will lose its power) and drop it into a bowl of molten gold. Allow to harden. Take the Large Gold Lump to mount Rushmore to be blessed by a Mayan Priest, then take it to Mount Fuji to be blessed in German by a 100-year-old Catholic Pope, then to Mars to be blessed by an alien
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RobertoTheOharaSurvivor
from Jupiter. Break open the Large Gold Lump and you fill find a Small Black Lump. This lump should be soft and pliable; if it is not you messed something up and should just start over. Brush your teeth with chocolate toothpaste and then chew the Small Black Lump before spitting it onto another spoon filched from the Ginosaji.
RobertoTheOharaSurvivor
RobertoTheOharaSurvivor
. The spoon will sizzle and transform into a Large Black Sword. Take the Large Black Sword and use it to kill a Grim Reaper during a full moon on Friday the 13th. Collect the blood of the Grim Reaper into a cast iron pot and throw the sword in. It should melt. If it doesn't, you did something wrong and should start over. Once the mixture solidifies into a Large Black Lump, break it open with a spoon and you will find
RobertoTheOharaSurvivor
RobertoTheOharaSurvivor
find another spoon that should appear identical to the Ginosaji spoon, as well as a handful of purple powder. Throw the purple powder at the Ginosaji during a solar eclipse and he will fall asleep. Switch his spoon for the one you found in the Large Black Lump.
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