Worstgen

Jew D. Boy

About 10 or 15, if your arms are strong enough. Why?

Melontonin

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Jew D. Boy

Uhh...if there’s a pulse, then it’s probably just ATTEMPTED murder. Either way, I don’t think the mailman was trying to break into your house so much as...deliver your mail...

Melontonin

The original Japanese Text :
ミホークと互角以上の剣戦を演じるビスタ！
この勝負で、互いの剣が相手に届く事は無かった

Jew D. Boy

I said “kawaii desu” out loud and I felt my virginity grow back 😕😔

Melontonin

lmaoo who said that??

Jew D. Boy

That’s a JDB original, sis!! I try to come up with some juicy shit for us to morph into even more horrendous copypasta 😎☑️🔛🔝

Melontonin

I underestimated you
You're not 29, you're at most 21!