Worstgen

Light D Lamperouge

Nice talking to you.

Jew D. Boy

Was it?? Didn’t really feel that way...

...Well, gotta go again!! 💫

Light D Lamperouge

It's always a pleasure.

Jew D. Boy

Oh, that’s nice of you to say!! Anyway, I really have to leave now, so this will be the last thing I say here...starting right...NOW

Light D Lamperouge

Bye.

Jew D. Boy

What did you say??

Oh, that’s it?? Cool, just wanted to make sure.

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Still here? I’m not, I already left at the first ellipsis.

Light D Lamperouge

Wait, where are you going?

Jew D. Boy

Uhh...hmm. Good question. I guess into the darkest, deepest recesses of my subconscious? Where the most traumatic thoughts and experiences are shoved away so I don’t have to deal with them? Where my demons shriek the loudest? Maybe McDonald’s on the way?

Light D Lamperouge

Grab me a burger please.

Jew D. Boy

Would you like your own existential crisis on the side, or do you just wanna share mine?

Light D Lamperouge

If you throw in some fries I'll share yours.

Jew D. Boy

You always say that, but then you just end up eating all of mine while I curl up into the fetal position and ruminate on all the missed opportunities in my life...just get your own order if you’re that hungry, you know?!

Light D Lamperouge

But it's your birthday, you should treat me this time.

Jew D. Boy

Nope, I fell for that last year...won’t fool me again.

Now I really must be going...INSANE 🤪😤😨

Light D Lamperouge

I like mayo with my fries.

Jew D. Boy

You rejected my snack with mayo earlier, I am NOT playing this game with you 😡

Light D Lamperouge

I am afraid of very very very very very small things. Sorry.

Jew D. Boy

Then you have nothing to fear, my dear...

Before I even post this, it sounds TOO creepy. I’m gonna keep it because my biggest weakness as a writer is my inability to kill my darlings, but just know I’m aware of how it comes off here.

ANYWAY GOODBYE