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MangoSenpai
MangoSenpai
DEATH TO THE STORMCLOAKS!!

wait.. Am I on the right place? I swear they told me to meet here?.. wh- oh.. oh.. ok, I see.. It was the building nextdoor, aha, ok!

Sorry I went in the wrong house!
Melontonin
Melontonin
I am smiling... Now be fit! You're not leaving Jewnicorn fitness without more mass!
MangoSenpai
MangoSenpai
You serve food too then? Cus I cannot simply gain more mass by destroying my muscles..
MangoSenpai
MangoSenpai
Also if I'm able to have a chiseled body like the ancient greeks, or better yet, like Kars, then I will do anything you ask of me!!
Jew D. Boy
Jew D. Boy
Yes, Mel, YES!! We are gonna tack on as much mass as possible, we’ll turn into horrifying monster beefcakes, and then our parents will HAVE to love us, they’ll just HAVE to…!! 🥲🤑💪
Melontonin
Melontonin
TheKnightOfTheSea
TheKnightOfTheSea
How come I wasn't told about this?

Jewnicorn Fitness promised me compensation for the "Aerodynamic Yoga Pants Incident". I'm still waiting.
Melontonin
Melontonin
Jew D. Boy
Jew D. Boy
TKOTS, the money is on its way to you…in the form of a series of riddles:

I never age, what am I?
I can spin around, what’s the number?
I can also spin around, why can I age?
I stopped sneezing, who will bless me?
I gotta go, how’s your day?
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