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MangoSenpai

The fruit ninja is a long forgotten warrior of our clan, it's a name that brings back memories as we've not seen him in 20 years. The last time he was seen was during the war of the holy relic, where he managed to retrieve the main object of conflict to us, essentially winning us the war.
He was one of our most valuable assets, and I'm sure there is a reason why he hasn't shown himself in many years..

Melontonin

What was the main object of conflict @MangoSenpai? Pesticide? 😮 I was too young to remember...

MangoSenpai

It was the Holy grail.. It was a Holy Grail war..

Melontonin

Why would fruits even need holy grails Mingo

MangoSenpai

To make their dreams come true

Melontonin

Have your dreams come true!? Cause mine haven't #Legend #FakeNews #FakeMango

MangoSenpai

Like I said, this was over 20 years ago, you weren't here when it happened. Stop speading lies.

Melontonin

I'm being age shamed omg 😢
At least I'm not ripe to the point of going bad, 40 year old Fruit 😢

MangoSenpai

It is clear you are not aware of the Holy Booble..

Melontonin

I'm not, I have much to experience 🥭... 😢

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Dragomir

Well, I was about to ask more questions about the Fruit Ninja, but now we have an even JUICIER situation at hand! The Mango and Melon are fighting! Is this a usurption attempt by the Melon?! Get the helicopters, we're gonna be filming this from the ground and the sky!

Melontonin

Oh no I forgot we had a reporter here... See ya Mangoooo https://giphy.com/clips/ComedianHollyLogan-run-running-out-iGWcbpPTmGL28wpLrk

MangoSenpai

There are no usurpers in the empire everything that happens, happens for a reason.
In the Holy Fruity Empire there has been many eras and epochs, but in the end we are all part of the empire, that will not change!

We have but one enemy from the dawn of day, it is the detestable Pappayaborn.. Thankfully he's been imprisoned deep in the eternal void for now, but it's only a question of time when he comes back..

Melontonin

So my Informer captain is the mortal enemy of my Fruit King !?
https://media1.tenor.com/images/ca126c42b026e5f7f5a53f57cc591001/tenor.gif?itemid=17507069

MangoSenpai

I am not aware of any Pappayas within the ranks of the Informers. To be honest, the Informers are merely just a sect of some sort, they bear no significance in the lore of the Booble. Though, many chapters of the booble has been lost to time, and the quest of retrieving them has been proven quite difficult.

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Dragomir

So y'all not gonna acknowledge my juicier pun? Since you know, fruits make juice. And in a fight between two fruits, things get juicier..... T_T