Worstgen

The drinks we serve will make all of your problems seem like a "nice fanfic"!

Jew D. Boy

No it isn’t, my sweet TKOTS…JDB Fitness was the first phase of a greater business model, true, but Jewnicorn Hardware (opening whenever I feel like it) is next, then Jewnicorn Salon, THEN Jewnicorn Pet Grooming, THEN Jewnicorn Bar. Get your checkbook ready, you’re gonna be busy with all these ventures!! 💪🤾🏋️▶️🛠🪚🔩▶️💅💇▶️🐶🧼▶️🍺🍻🍷

TheKnightOfTheSea

I like the sound of Jewnicorn Pet Grooming! Hopefully the lollipop eating fishe won't get to me first.

Have you ever thought about starting a chain of gyms/salons/bars/assassination rings/sushi stores, and maybe letting your employees go home?

Jew D. Boy

Thanks, buddy! If you survive that horrific onslaught, come on in for a deep cleanse at a 25 percent markup! 😊🧽🪣🚿

Jew D. Boy

As far as the baseless accusation that I don’t let my employees return to some place you call “home” or pay them a livable wage, I’ll have you know that @Melontonin @Rhea @Bango🍅 @Fruitji @solis and @MangoSenpai are VERY comfortable in their shared, windowless studio apartment in my basement. Please do not inquire any further as to their well-being.

TheKnightOfTheSea

Bangmi survived living in MonsterZoro's basement, he'll be fine.

I don't have a home remember.

BangOO🍅

Our very best selling drink is JuWu Vodkapuccino. 💪

Jew D. Boy

Big Bang makes all his clients chug the Vodkapuccino whether they’re looking for a table saw or having some bunions massaged out of their feet, and trust me…people LOVE* it!!

*Statements including this word may not be factually accurate when used by sleazy Jewish business owners