Jew D. BoyPEP PEEP PSYOP (Jewnicorn Hardware is opening soon, once you’ve finished training the new slav-I mean, the new cashiers!)
MelontoninPeeyee (who's the new slav- I mean, employee?)
Jew D. BoyPassport popcorn putt-putt (I’ve got @Bango🍅 pulling double duty between the register and the tool demonstration arena)
MelontoninPoyo (Imagine trying to branch out and becoming founder of a whole Airline while still being slav- I mean employee- of big boss papa jujube. Just sell me Dusan Airlines, big Bang poyo @Bango🍅 )
Jew D. BoyPopsicle (It’s a testament to how nurturing and supportive I am, that one of my most trusted henchmen can become a big time CEO all while remaining under my watchful eye…am I saying I’m the greatest businessman who has ever lived? Well…yes. Yes, I am.)
MelontoninPoutine (papa jujube I still have much to learn from you)
Jew D. BoyPesto pinkie (Mel, you are my prize student, a true pupil of the darkest financial arts I’m legally allowed to teach! You have already surpassed all expectations, nobody strongarms lonely suckers into forking over all their cash like you do! 🥲)
TheKnightOfTheSeapoyo poyo poyo (Investors are eying Jewnicorn Hardware)
MelontoninPoyo-pestament (thanks papa jujube, don't forget to write my name in your will when you pass, I will take good care of your businesses)
Jew D. BoyPogo stick (TKOTS Enterprises has cut a deal for a 69 percent share at 420 million pesos)
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