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Natalija
Cats - superior beings
Lionesses >>>>
Lionesses >>>>
Owl Ki
@Le Fishe D. Crydo to be fair, being the fastest does not help the cheetah much. They dumped all their stats into speed and get disrespectfully bodied in every other aspect of life because of it. :catsweat:
Dickie D. Dick
@Punpun come here and tell me this to the face! Oh wait you can't
@solis because they useless all they do is eat-sex-sleep
Lions only do stuff when they get kicked from the "pride" by alpha lion or the lioness' themself, yep sometime those useless lazy bums are so annotyng their own harem turn on them and kick them out/kill them
@Natalija no they don't! Fish are!
@solis because they useless all they do is eat-sex-sleep
Lions only do stuff when they get kicked from the "pride" by alpha lion or the lioness' themself, yep sometime those useless lazy bums are so annotyng their own harem turn on them and kick them out/kill them
@Natalija no they don't! Fish are!
Dickie D. Dick
@Owl Ki they still No. 1 cat in something, unlike lions who aren't the best at anything and only unique thing about them is they got female cats to hunt for them unlike the other cats.
So very uselss...
So very uselss...
Natalija
Sushi doesn't talk, shush!
Dickie D. Dick
No! Talking sushi best sushi!!! 😠🐠
Owl Ki
@Le Fishe D. Crydo Nah, Cheetahs suck hard. Evolution did them dirty. Lol.
Their speed uses up too much energy that it overheats them thus resulting in literally every other animal on the Savannah stealing its food. They cannot even climb a tree to escape any competitors since they have non-retractable claws for running, courtesy of their speed stat specialisation.
Their speed uses up too much energy that it overheats them thus resulting in literally every other animal on the Savannah stealing its food. They cannot even climb a tree to escape any competitors since they have non-retractable claws for running, courtesy of their speed stat specialisation.
Owl Ki
The cub mortality rate for Cheetahs is outright horrific. Most will never see adulthood.
https://www.google.com/search?q=cheetah+cub+survival+rate&oq=cheetah+cub+sur&aqs=chrome.0.0j69i57j0l2.6167j0j7&client=ms-android-hmd-rvo3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
https://www.google.com/search?q=cheetah+cub+survival+rate&oq=cheetah+cub+sur&aqs=chrome.0.0j69i57j0l2.6167j0j7&client=ms-android-hmd-rvo3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
Owl Ki
Another thing cheetahs are #1 at is being inbred to the point that they would make an Alabaman Hapsburg blush.
https://www.google.com/search?q=cheetah+genetic+diversity&client=ms-android-hmd-rvo3&ei=T1kuYbWEO9b6gAbLvLHwAQ&oq=cheetah+genet&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAEYADIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEJECMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEMgYIABAWEB4yBggAEBYQHjIGCAAQFhAeOgQIABBHOgQIABBDOgQILhBDOgoILhDHARDRAxBDOggIABDJAxCRAjoHCC
https://www.google.com/search?q=cheetah+genetic+diversity&client=ms-android-hmd-rvo3&ei=T1kuYbWEO9b6gAbLvLHwAQ&oq=cheetah+genet&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAEYADIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEJECMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEMgYIABAWEB4yBggAEBYQHjIGCAAQFhAeOgQIABBHOgQIABBDOgQILhBDOgoILhDHARDRAxBDOggIABDJAxCRAjoHCC
Natalija
:') :'( that may be why they didn't evolve too well, poor babies
Owl Ki
Just to add insult to all this injury, cheetahs cannot even make any cool noises. They chirp like birds.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Qh3VTmtxU
Mother Nature is apparently an abusive parent.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Qh3VTmtxU
Mother Nature is apparently an abusive parent.
Lioness = badass
Lion = useless lazy bum