Worstgen
Jew D. Boy
I think there is a miles-wide swath of topics you should cover before that, like why clouds are white but the sky is blue, or how taxes work if you’re Wesley Snipes, or how Santa Claus is real but @Reddot4 is not, THEN you can get around to your chosen hypothetical situation 🤓
Akai2
I just got around to telling them about my most traumatic experience. It was -30C in Chicago and I just decided it'd be a great time to walk to the nearest Subway to get a sandwitch. I was then attacked by two white men wearing MAGA hats who yelled out racial and homophobic slurs, poured an unknown chemical substance on me and wrapped a rope around my.....WAIT A MINUTE REDDOT ISN'T REAL?!!
It will build character