He's not your son, stop this. He is a victim you kidnapped him and all his siblings! If you want kids, hit up Jeffery.
No! He wanted so swim free, so i bought him a little pool, but i forgot that i was cleaning the toaster in the pool at that moment :(
You did that for yourself. I wasn't even there when you did it. You called me at 3AM when I was with one of my wives just gloating about it.