ThatGuyI-I never had a secret lover besides of @ThatSlut, how dare you!! 😳
Wasn't that the guy who put dove meat into the tacos?? Yuck!! Good the FDA closed it.
Mr. ReloadedNo no no! Don't you DARE throw away all the memories you made with José! You even thought about buying him a ring 😔
The dove meat was a set up by you review people, they arrested the guy who did it. Didn't you see the news? José restaurant is back 😂
ThatGuyWhat?! Stop talking nonsense! Why would I try to ruin the restaurant of someone I'd love?? Are you drunk??
And who tf opened Josés Taco joint again? We may have set up the dove point, but the waiter was rude to me!
Mr. ReloadedYou left your son with your alcoholic wife, of course you'd ruin the restaurant of someone you loved! You aren't well.
And thank you for the confession 😈
ThatGuyOh I am totally sane!! I never had any relationship to someone named José. And ugly name btw!!
And come on, sometimes you have to trick a bit so you can write spicy reviews. Sometimes dove meat, sometimes rats..
Mr. ReloadedPoor José! Oh he's gonna be devastated when I tell him the news! 😭
And you are not making @Objection!'s job easy here.
ThatGuy@Objection! ? That bum that didn't protect me wholeheartedly the last trial? It's his fault that I ended up under Yashis cement!! Also, nothing I say here can be used against me. It's not illegal to spice up your food reviews.
Btw if you tell José you'll regnet it!
Mr. ReloadedIt is illegal to try and mass murder our customers though 😏
And I will be telling José!
No you won't, thats my last warning! I still have the ring that I bought for h- That I bought for @ThatSlut. It's the last expensive thing I own 😢
Mr. ReloadedYou bought 2 RINGS! 😔 Oh Thatguy how could you?!!
ThatGuy2 rings? I-I don't know what you're talking about 😰
Mr. ReloadedWow... Just wow. No wonder you and @ThatSlut were together. You're both filthy unfaithful's 😤
ThatGuyIts not my fault, I just couldn't decide between them! In Greece we say: Have a bunch of lovers and you'll never walk alone 🇬🇷❤️
Mr. ReloadedOh but you're willing to choose between a prostitute and your gay lover easily, but threw away your son like he was garbage? 😤
ThatGuyI made a mistake, but here I am, willing to take him back 😢
Mr. ReloadedYou lost your home, you lost your wife, you've been banned from your food critic site. And you're a wanted fugitive in 30 different countries! You stay away from him!
ThatGuyI know that I've lost everything because of you! I may be a bad father, but @ThatKid is all I've got left! So please give him back to me! Or at least let me stay in your restaurant, I have nowhere to go 😭
Mr. ReloadedWhen you finish cleaning our plates, I'll think about letting you stay.
ThatGuyReally?? 🥺 I'll clean them in no time then!!!
ThatGuyI even sleep with the rats in the fridge if its necessary, just don't send me back to the streets 😭
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Wasn't that the guy who put dove meat into the tacos?? Yuck!! Good the FDA closed it.