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You gotta account for Lenzu's own hippo bias to make sense of his shit take on this thread. All Zenzu's worst takes involve horses in some way. :kriwhat:

People forget that just because a character is pathetic in the context of their own verse, doesn't mean they are pathetic when unleashed upon a multiverse matchup. Lol.

Hercule survived a backhand slap from Cell, flew into a cliff and survived pretty handily. Not even counting his anime feats involving pulling multiple buses, Hercule is undeniably superhuman. That slap would instantly kill any real life creature. Lol.

Step away from the horse obsession Lenzu. :Haku_Shovel:

Happy New Year folks! Here's to hoping it's a hoot.🦉

Average French L.

I didn't get multi posting privileges just to not use them. :dank:

Hippopotamus translates to "river horse" or "water horse". We all know that @ZenZu has an equine obsession. His horse bias is on show full force in this thread. :sanmoji: What having a brony brain does to a sassenach. :Shadow_Unimpressed:

If the hippo is getting non-canon steel armour, Alvida is getting the feat of being physically punted for over a mile and staying conscious enough to swim to an island afterwards. Them's the rules. :kayneshrug:

1) A single Gum Gum Pistol one shotted the Lord of the Coast seaking. 2) Zoro's feat was slicing through steel, not breaking or buckling it. Completely different feat.

When all else fails, just claim that you were actually just joking bro. :Plex_Yes:

Vergo-san's leg got 28 pages. Dumb arse arguments are the funniest to engage in.

An elephant isn't a feckin hippo. :suresure: I didn't say that it couldn't be done. I said that it has never existed. Which is true. No suit of armour has ever been made for a hippo, let alone that big sod you are talking about.

You gave a real life hippo steel armour. Steel armour for hippos does not exist in real life. That's not canon to reality. :Raku_Stare: So it looks like we are in fact counting non-canon material. :Dono_Fui: Manga Alvida is even worse cause she has a casual attack that turns a hippo into chunks.

I knew her best durability feat was anime only but when Fat Alvida basically only gets to do shit in the anime then I'm personally going to count that feat in a multiverse matchup for the broad Broad. And yeah, she threw a solid iron mace the length of an adult man like it was a boomerang and...

Step away from your 100th alt account TAC. :pepepoli:

1) I didn't even mention weapons in my post that you quoted. I talked about mass cause you were talking about mass. Again, mass matters little in One Piece. 2) Did you tell you lover Chat GTPiss that the club was being wielded by a superhuman? Cause the whole "this weapon would be ineffective"...

Mate, if mass mattered in One Piece then 5ft 8 Luffy wouldn't be one shotting multi ton Giants like 22 metres tall (72ft) Hajrudin. The mass argument is irrelevant for a superhuman One Piece character.

The hippo dies instantly. To suggest otherwise is nonsensical.