Luffy x boa, meat, adventure, or death
Zoro x hiyori or swords
Nami x ladies and/or alone while adopting
Usopp x kaya
Sanji x pudding or harem
Chopper x milky or all mink bitches
Robin x franky
Brook x laboon, actual death, or someone like cindry (zombie)
Jinbei x the one and only sister of...