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Unequivocally @Finalbeta and @Zoro D Goat :gokulaugh: Which user can do 500 jumping jacks in a row? I’m gonna see the receipt on this one, I don’t think I’ve ever said those words together around here :kawak:

@Rhea :wellwell::fujilaugh: Which user still has a Blockbuster member card??

@Light D Lamperouge, he don’t do SHIT but eat JJK chapters and lie :few: Which one of you is putting off yard work until the weeds overtake your house??

@Jew D. Boy :wellwell: Who is most likely to open a competitor to JDB Exercise, only to fail spectacularly because ONLY JEWNICORN FITNESS GETS YOU FUCKIN’ #SWOLE?! :getnappaed:

@Owl Ki, but only so he can be made admin like he deserves :willsmith: Which user does karaoke sober?

Which user is most likely to call Nat a stickler? *tags entire forum, gets a million likes* :specialmeh:

Jiihad’s undoubtedly a better dancer, but I do have the advantage of never feeling shame :moonwalk::funky::queenmoji:

@Jew D. Boy

:cheers: To answer your most recent question, the best driver is probably @Kiwipom, I bet she never fails to signal and checks every single mirror before merging instead of just the one on the corresponding side of the road. What user can do a thousand hops on a pogo stick?

I remember you saying that, because I also got really stoked about it...and yet, he remains absent :crybeard: Probably @Sunita, her indomitable spirit makes her perfect for any rallying. What user broke quarantine before they should have?

I was gonna say both of them...we keep their memories alive :feelscryingman:

I see where Kiwi’s coming from...you’re charismatic, easygoing, well-spoken/written, and just the right amount of sleazy. You got my vote, at least #MajorLeePresident2024OrWheneverYoureOldEnoughToRun What user would be Lee’s running mate in an election?

@Albino 👑 for sure 💪💪 What user wears socks with sandals?

@Reddot4 for his incendiary political posts and general air of unearned confidence...no, shit, wait, I was thinking about me, it’s me, I’ll get banned. What user WANTS to be banned and return to a life before WG?

@Don DaSlayer ;( What user likes to feel the sand between their toes before realizing they’re standing in kitty litter?

@Don DaSlayer ;) What user still calls their mother “Mommy?”

@Light D Lamperouge What user would be most likely to assist in my crooked scheming? This is a real one, by the way, gotta start building my criminal enterprise somewhere.

Yeah, I’m not sure I need any of y’all being able to identify me by my voice...I plan to put out a record of smooth R&B jams one day under a pseudonym, or at least commit a bunch of elaborate phone-based scams. 1592351151 @Finalbeta What user is most likely to be a buzzkill and get us back on...

Also, this was meant to be a joke about how I’m so old, I remember when movies were silent. You know, back in 1991?? In the distant past, the Before-Fore as we call it?

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