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Fuck Reiju Marry Hancock Kill Tashigi, because honestly, who gives a shit?? @TheAncientCenturion Me A sack full of sentient silverware crying out to be given a swift and merciful death

Fuck Chu Marry Arlong KILL FOXY The Father The Son The Holy Ghost

Fuck the Hunter Marry Mr. Prince Kill the Hitman Articuno Zapdos Moltres

GIVE US THREE MORE YOU ANIMAL

Honestly...same :josad:

I don’t know @Veku and @Shuyaku that well, but banging/marrying them in some combination should change that. When I go to kill @Chrono, he ends up murdering me instead and going on the run, so I hope one of my new paramours will avenge me. The colors red, yellow, and blue

Bang Ochako Marry Midnight Kill Deku 🙁 Mikasa Ackerman Historia Reiss Annie Leonhart

Fuck Bulma Ugh, can I kill Chi-Chi AND Videl? If not, I’ll marry the latter instead. Me @Reddot4 @Mihawksenpai (The only right answers involve me being killed, by the way) Not enough sex appeal for you here, @TheAncientCenturion? You’re not into invisible molestation, necrophiliac indentured...

Kill Akainu, although I’m not sure how Bang Linlin, bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase “Eat me” Marry Kaido, been in a relationship with a drunk before, I can navigate it (Tim Curry is the fucking best, get you a man who can do Dr. Frankfurter AND be a Wild Thornberry) Kin’emon Kanjuro...

Fuck Smoothie Marry Tashigi Kill Monet Kureha, Kokoro, and Giolla

Marry Garp Fuck Tsuru Kill Sengoku Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Miranda Lambert

Marry Obama Fuck literally any other President Don’t wanna end up on a list somewhere, but just know I want SOMEONE to at least fucking TRY Any three Beatles

Fuck hot Duval Marry Sanji :sanmoji: Kill ugly Duval Bas, Kerville, and Princess

You answered mine PERFECTLY, man :cheers: Fuck Kizaru Marry Fujitora Kill Akainu with impunity :ace: Nick, Kevin, and Joe Jonas

Fuck Shizuku Marry Chrollo (get at me, @Chrono) :wellwell: Kill Feitan...if I can LeBron James, Steph Curry, Kevin Durant

Fuck Komurasaki Marry Boa Kill Shirahoshi Ed, Edd, and Eddy

I’m playing the real version, none of this “kiss” bullshit. I am going to FUCK Majin Buu in every single one of those weird holes in his head I am going to ESPOUSE Cell and have a giant Cell Jr. family with him I am going to MURDER Frieza with a Morningstar while fueled by a mountain of cocaine...

:neesama::neesama::neesama: Kiss Un Marry Putin I’m not even gonna say it, don’t wanna get on a list, but MAN, I wish someone would actually try... God, Jesus, Moses