I thought the monkey dude in the back was inside the leopard for a second. Cheetah?
He's a Snow Leopard like Law's animal motif.
Also lmaoooo, monkey is freaky then? Not the Furious Five but the Freaky Five?! I KNEW THATS WHAT IT WAS, thats why they act so uptight! Its all a front for their freakiness! SMH!
First with Oogway and now Tai Lung?! Will they go for Po next as hes a BBW? (Bear thats black and white?)
BEPO STAY AWAY FROM THEM!




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The Great Furry Weapon
[Scene: The Great Fairy Fountain in Hyrule Warriors. Link kneels dramatically as glowing petals swirl around. The Great Fairy rises, ethereal and majestic… except something is very wrong.]
Great Fairy (booming voice):
Hero of Time! Chosen one! Take this…
the Great Furry Weapon!
[A giant, sparkling wolf tail plops into Link’s hands. The petals stop. Everyone blinks.]
Link:
……?
Midna (cackling):
Oh. Ohhh, this is
delicious. You hear that, blondie? Not “fairy” weapon… “furry” weapon. They remembered your little
wolf phase.
Link (blushing, waving hands):
Hyaaah!! No!! That was different!!
Midna (floating smugly):
Different? Honey, I rode on your back for an entire game. You growled. You dug holes. You howled at the moon like it was your job. Face it—you had a fursona before it was cool.
Agitha (clapping excitedly):
A wolf fursona? Oooh! Can I give it butterfly wings?? And a shiny exoskeleton??
Cia (rolling eyes):
Pathetic. I enslaved armies with dark magic, and this guy’s ultimate weapon is a tail accessory from
Spirit Halloween.
Impa (stoic, but trying not to laugh):
…Hero. Control yourself. The battlefield requires discipline, not… cosplay.
Linkle (snort-laughing so hard she drops her crossbows):
Oh my god. I knew it! Link has an
inner wolf. That’s why you’re so broody and silent—like a knock-off Edward from
Twilight.
Midna (smirking wider):
Careful, Linkle. In his “Twilight” phase, Link definitely imprinted on
me. Right, mutt?
Link (spluttering):
HUUUHHH?!
Darunia (slapping his knee, roaring with laughter):
BAHAHA! Don’t be ashamed, brother! In Goron culture, we all have fursonas. Mine is a giant lava hamster.
Zelda (pinching her temples):
This is a diplomatic catastrophe. How can I explain to the kingdom that the Hero wields…
the Paw of Destiny?
King Daphnes (nodding solemnly):
I once sank an entire kingdom beneath the waves to prevent calamity. This is worse.
Tetra (crossing arms):
Honestly? Kind of iconic. I mean, pirates have parrots, ninjas have masks… heroes have tails? Checks out.
Marin (softly, like she’s in a musical number):
When I sang to the animals, I never thought the Hero himself would… become one. Link, you’ve truly bridged the gap between Hyrule and the furry convention.
Midna (patting Link’s shoulder):
Don’t fight it. Embrace it. Growl a little. Wag that tail. Go full Jacob Black on us.
Link (staring at the camera, horrified):
…Excuuuuse me, princess.
[Everyone howls with laughter. The Great Fairy shrugs and conjures a massive wolf fursuit sword with glittery paw pads.]
Great Fairy:
Sorry, no refunds.
[Smash cut to battlefield: Link swinging the Great Furry Weapon, knocking Moblins into the stratosphere with squeaky-toy sound effects while Midna laughs herself sick.]
Title Card:
Hyrule Warriors: Furry of the Wild