Fanclub Conejo Blanco: Can we go back to gooning over Lola Bunny now?
- Thread starter Mr. Reloaded
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(Parody Lyrics for Iron Maiden for No More Lies with @Mr. Reloaded singing)
There's a fur-filled forum before me
There's no time to prepare
In the Carrot rabbit fanclub
But oh, the furries in there
Maybe they'll be back some other day
To discuss One Piece in a furry way
In what shape or form that they might be
Just another chance for me
A furry time, it's a disgrace
Instead of hopping to conclusions
Discussing all their dreams away
No one can stop them now
Time is up, it couldn't last
But there's more One Piece to discuss
They're coming back to post again
Someday maybe they'll wait 'til then
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
They're all typing at their keyboards
Talking One Piece and fursonas
Their time is up just like me
But they just don't know it yet
So just a word of warning
When you're in your deepest threads
There's nothing you can hide from
I've got my eye on you
The clock is ticking, the thread is near
Fursonas past are ever clear
Their forum's set, the time is here
I think they're posting home
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
There's a fur-filled forum before me
There's no time to prepare
In the Carrot rabbit fanclub
But oh, the furries in there
Maybe they'll be back some other day
To discuss One Piece in a furry way
In what shape or form that they might be
Just another chance for me
A furry time, it's a disgrace
Instead of hopping to conclusions
Discussing all their dreams away
No one can stop them now
Time is up, it couldn't last
But there's more One Piece to discuss
They're coming back to post again
Someday maybe they'll wait 'til then
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
They're all typing at their keyboards
Talking One Piece and fursonas
Their time is up just like me
But they just don't know it yet
So just a word of warning
When you're in your deepest threads
There's nothing you can hide from
I've got my eye on you
The clock is ticking, the thread is near
Fursonas past are ever clear
Their forum's set, the time is here
I think they're posting home
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
No more furries
@Mr. Reloaded do as the gentleman requests please
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Oh god what have I done?!
Title: "Tommy's Jawsome Adventure"
INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
Tommy Wiseau sits on his couch, flipping through TV channels. He stumbles upon "Jaws" and becomes intrigued.
TOMMY
Oh, hi sharky! You are tearing up the ocean, huh?
CUT TO:
EXT. AMITY ISLAND BEACH - DAY
Tommy, wearing his iconic tuxedo, strolls along the beach. He spots a girl sunbathing.
TOMMY
(awkwardly)
You are my favorite customer... I mean, beachgoer.
GIRL
(confused)
What?
TOMMY
Never mind. Just enjoy the sunshine, my friend.
CUT TO:
INT. QUINT'S BOAT - DAY
Tommy joins Quint on the boat.
TOMMY
So, Mr. Shark, why you have to be so mean? Life is too short. We should all get along, like water and sand.
QUINT
(sternly)
Sharks don't work that way, pal.
CUT TO:
EXT. OPEN WATER - NIGHT
Tommy, Quint, and Brody are on the boat, hunting the shark.
TOMMY
I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did not! Oh, hi shark!
QUINT
(confused)
What the hell are you talking about?
CUT TO:
INT. ORCA'S CABIN - LATER
Tommy is playing football with a watermelon.
TOMMY
(laughing)
I love American football. Just like tossing the ball around, you know?
QUINT
(angry)
This is serious, Wiseau!
CUT TO:
EXT. OPEN WATER - DAY
The famous "We're gonna need a bigger boat" scene.
BRODY
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
TOMMY
(smiling)
We're gonna need a bigger everything, my friend! Bigger friendship, bigger love, bigger spoons.
CUT TO:
EXT. AMITY ISLAND - DAY
Tommy, Quint, and Brody celebrate their victory on the beach.
TOMMY
I'm so happy I have you as my best friends. And I love Amity Island!
QUINT
(facepalming)
Let's just enjoy the victory.
FADE OUT.
Title: "Tommy's Jawsome Adventure"
INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
Tommy Wiseau sits on his couch, flipping through TV channels. He stumbles upon "Jaws" and becomes intrigued.
TOMMY
Oh, hi sharky! You are tearing up the ocean, huh?
CUT TO:
EXT. AMITY ISLAND BEACH - DAY
Tommy, wearing his iconic tuxedo, strolls along the beach. He spots a girl sunbathing.
TOMMY
(awkwardly)
You are my favorite customer... I mean, beachgoer.
GIRL
(confused)
What?
TOMMY
Never mind. Just enjoy the sunshine, my friend.
CUT TO:
INT. QUINT'S BOAT - DAY
Tommy joins Quint on the boat.
TOMMY
So, Mr. Shark, why you have to be so mean? Life is too short. We should all get along, like water and sand.
QUINT
(sternly)
Sharks don't work that way, pal.
CUT TO:
EXT. OPEN WATER - NIGHT
Tommy, Quint, and Brody are on the boat, hunting the shark.
TOMMY
I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did not! Oh, hi shark!
QUINT
(confused)
What the hell are you talking about?
CUT TO:
INT. ORCA'S CABIN - LATER
Tommy is playing football with a watermelon.
TOMMY
(laughing)
I love American football. Just like tossing the ball around, you know?
QUINT
(angry)
This is serious, Wiseau!
CUT TO:
EXT. OPEN WATER - DAY
The famous "We're gonna need a bigger boat" scene.
BRODY
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
TOMMY
(smiling)
We're gonna need a bigger everything, my friend! Bigger friendship, bigger love, bigger spoons.
CUT TO:
EXT. AMITY ISLAND - DAY
Tommy, Quint, and Brody celebrate their victory on the beach.
TOMMY
I'm so happy I have you as my best friends. And I love Amity Island!
QUINT
(facepalming)
Let's just enjoy the victory.
FADE OUT.
