[EVENT] Name Major Lee’s Child
- Thread starter TheAncientCenturion
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His kid’s name is MUD if they ever fuckin’ cross me...although, let’s be real, Lee’s offspring will be our boss someday.
Also - if it’s a boy, Cornelius; a girl, Rochelle; non-binary, Jormf; if it’s a bird, Polly; if it’s a miniature but fully developed version of Gilbert Gottfried, Gilbert; if it’s a bag of air, Thomas; if it’s a sentient ooze that kinda slides across the ground and always emits a terrible odor that makes everyone within a two mile radius gag, then it is the coming of our doom and cannot be quantified with something as paltry as a name, but it does prefer “Skippy” as a nickname.
Hope this helps, and congrats on the miracle of life, Lee!! ☺️
Also - if it’s a boy, Cornelius; a girl, Rochelle; non-binary, Jormf; if it’s a bird, Polly; if it’s a miniature but fully developed version of Gilbert Gottfried, Gilbert; if it’s a bag of air, Thomas; if it’s a sentient ooze that kinda slides across the ground and always emits a terrible odor that makes everyone within a two mile radius gag, then it is the coming of our doom and cannot be quantified with something as paltry as a name, but it does prefer “Skippy” as a nickname.
Hope this helps, and congrats on the miracle of life, Lee!! ☺️
