Now I’m enjoying myself while thinking about what books would be in Donnie’s presidential library…thousands of unsold copies of Art of the Deal; an old TV Guide from the first season of The Apprentice; Junior and Eric’s coloring books from when they were already fully grown adults; Mein Kampf, naturally; the SEC reports from Elon’s many investigations for financial impropriety; Roy Cohn’s memoir with tear streaks and cum stains; and a signed photograph of Vince McMahon that says IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME 










