How to write a long thread, the right way

[NicoRobinIsQueen]

Okay, since some of you write unorganized bullshit that no one is going to read like for example @GalaxyLevelShanks and it’s too long, if your going to write a long ass raging thread or a long thread organize it. Here’s some personal tips I’ve learned from 9th grade English class or from whether or not it looks good


Tip 1: Headings/Sections
Use big headers in sections of your thread your making so people can just skim through these and not have to read the entire thing but still know what’s going on


Tip 2: Bolding/Capitalization
A study back in 2003, said that people actually read bolted words better and stuff than when it’s not, so make sure to BOLD certain words that actually mean something but don’t do it too often (fake evidence but sounded cool and got the point across)

Tip 3: Shorter paragraphs
When writing a thread no one is going to read the entire thing if it’s 1 big paragraph, separate the paragraphs into sections or parts

Tip 4: Summarize/Refer back
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https://www.teacherspayteachers.com/Product/RACES-Writing-Strategy-Response-Poster-3045201&psig=AOvVaw1NsTH5qWYuRTcSrlU20re9&ust=1743718666637000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBUQ3YkBahcKEwjo5_eysLqMAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQBA

Make sure to summarize your thread at the end, I personally like to use bullet points to show the key points and remind of things I said earlier in the the post that were major parts of the entire thing without going into full detail

https://worstgen.alwaysdata.net/forum/threads/i-just-realized-something.63339/

sort of like this if it’s a long thread

and if it’s a rage thread like this

https://worstgen.alwaysdata.net/forum/threads/you-know-what-i’m-done-this-is-a-rage-thread.62350/#post-5775381
it’s not too long and gets the point across

 

[Warchief Sanji D Goat]

Okay, since some of you write unorganized bullshit that no one is going to read like for example @GalaxyLevelShanks and it’s too long, if your going to write a long ass raging thread or a long thread organize it. Here’s some personal tips I’ve learned from 9th grade English class or from whether or not it looks good


Tip 1: Headings/Sections
Use big headers in sections of your thread your making so people can just skim through these and not have to read the entire thing but still know what’s going on


Tip 2: Bolding/Capitalization
A study back in 2003, said that people actually read bolted words better and stuff than when it’s not, so make sure to BOLD certain words that actually mean something but don’t do it too often

Tip 3: Shorter paragraphs
When writing a thread no one is going to read the entire thing if it’s 1 big paragraph, separate the paragraphs into sections or parts

Tip 4: Summarize/Refer back
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https://www.teacherspayteachers.com/Product/RACES-Writing-Strategy-Response-Poster-3045201&psig=AOvVaw1NsTH5qWYuRTcSrlU20re9&ust=1743718666637000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBUQ3YkBahcKEwjo5_eysLqMAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQBA

Make sure to summarize your thread at the end, I personally like to use bullet points to show the key points and remind of things I said earlier in the the post that were major parts of the entire thing without going into full detail

https://worstgen.alwaysdata.net/forum/threads/i-just-realized-something.63339/

sort of like this if it’s a long thread

and if it’s a rage thread like this

https://worstgen.alwaysdata.net/forum/threads/you-know-what-i’m-done-this-is-a-rage-thread.62350/#post-5775381
it’s not too long and gets the point across

 

[Daniel]

If you're going to be making a lengthy post or a thread, it is always advisable to break your text down into smaller paragraphs, or even in point form over larger chunks of text closing in on ten or more sentences per paragraph.

 

[NAMELESS]

Okay, since some of you write unorganized bullshit that no one is going to read like for example @GalaxyLevelShanks and it’s too long, if your going to write a long ass raging thread or a long thread organize it. Here’s some personal tips I’ve learned from 9th grade English class or from whether or not it looks good


Tip 1: Headings/Sections
Use big headers in sections of your thread your making so people can just skim through these and not have to read the entire thing but still know what’s going on


Tip 2: Bolding/Capitalization
A study back in 2003, said that people actually read bolted words better and stuff than when it’s not, so make sure to BOLD certain words that actually mean something but don’t do it too often

Tip 3: Shorter paragraphs
When writing a thread no one is going to read the entire thing if it’s 1 big paragraph, separate the paragraphs into sections or parts

Tip 4: Summarize/Refer back
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https://www.teacherspayteachers.com/Product/RACES-Writing-Strategy-Response-Poster-3045201&psig=AOvVaw1NsTH5qWYuRTcSrlU20re9&ust=1743718666637000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBUQ3YkBahcKEwjo5_eysLqMAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQBA

Make sure to summarize your thread at the end, I personally like to use bullet points to show the key points and remind of things I said earlier in the the post that were major parts of the entire thing without going into full detail

https://worstgen.alwaysdata.net/forum/threads/i-just-realized-something.63339/

sort of like this if it’s a long thread

and if it’s a rage thread like this

https://worstgen.alwaysdata.net/forum/threads/you-know-what-i’m-done-this-is-a-rage-thread.62350/#post-5775381
it’s not too long and gets the point across

The most educational thread ever created in the history of this forum. Have a like, good sir.

Post automatically merged: Apr 2, 2025

Your signature goes well with this thread lol

 

[GalaxyLevelShanks]

I said it multiple times that it was for an experiment to see how long the post would go you clown

In fact, I just finished writing my IELTS academic test and aced it

You’re the last person i need help from clown

 

[moreha9685]

I said it multiple times that it was for an experiment to see how long the post would go you clown

In fact, I just finished writing my IELTS academic test and aced it

You’re the last person i need help from clown

Hope you'll one day ace that punctuation, too, 'cause for now it's lacking.

 

[GalaxyLevelShanks]

Hope you'll one day ace that punctuation, too, 'cause for now it's lacking.

An individual of questionable intellectual standing appears to labor under the misconception that my adherence to proper syntactical and grammatical conventions is somehow incongruous within an online discourse environment primarily frequented by individuals whose social and physical habitats are largely confined to subterranean domestic spaces, and whose cognitive and emotional investments are disproportionately allocated to the exhaustive analysis of a serialized narrative ostensibly designed for a demographic significantly younger than themselves.

 

[moreha9685]

An individual of questionable intellectual standing appears to labor under the misconception that my adherence to proper syntactical and grammatical conventions is somehow incongruous within an online discourse environment primarily frequented by individuals whose social and physical habitats are largely confined to subterranean domestic spaces, and whose cognitive and emotional investments are disproportionately allocated to the exhaustive analysis of a serialized narrative ostensibly designed for a demographic significantly younger than themselves.

kys

And by that I ofc mean "kiss"

 

[NicoRobinIsQueen]

I said it multiple times that it was for an experiment to see how long the post would go you clown

In fact, I just finished writing my IELTS academic test and aced it

You’re the last person i need help from clown

I've never even heard of IELTS, but like if it's a long essay like on NWEA that you write then no one is going to read it, if it's neat, has heading, and is nicely done and had a summary then boom, easy

 

[GalaxyLevelShanks]

Just got a band 8.5 (max is 9) bitches kneel down

 

[ranady]

An individual of questionable intellectual standing appears to labor under the misconception that my adherence to proper syntactical and grammatical conventions is somehow incongruous within an online discourse environment primarily frequented by individuals whose social and physical habitats are largely confined to subterranean domestic spaces, and whose cognitive and emotional investments are disproportionately allocated to the exhaustive analysis of a serialized narrative ostensibly designed for a demographic significantly younger than themselves.

Generated by GPT. Nicely done.

Just got a band 8.5 (max is 9) bitches kneel down

No one gives a single fck about IELTS. You're flexing in the wrong forum mate.

 

[NicoRobinIsQueen]

Just got a band 8.5 (max is 9) bitches kneel down

What’s a band, money? Or a band with drums and stuff. But judging off your attitude you seem very overconfident and stuck up, like no one cares about if you got a perfect on a test on an internet forum about one piece

 

[soupongo]

lol

 

[Warchief Sanji D Goat]

I said it multiple times that it was for an experiment to see how long the post would go you clown

In fact, I just finished writing my IELTS academic test and aced it

You’re the last person i need help from clown

Just got a band 8.5 (max is 9) bitches kneel down

Damn, good job man. Congrats.

 

[Kat in the Box]

In fact, I just finished writing my IELTS academic test and aced it

very nice

congratulation s on the test

 

[trav]

Its important to go into a long winded monologue. People will understand that what you are saying is important and read everything you have to say in one go.
Sprinkle a few pictures in because the average manga reader has the attention span of an adolescent rodent.
Jokes aside...

Most stuff that has several paragraphs could also be condensed into a few words.
If its a theory and it requires further explanation then it is important to clarify what that theory is, before going into the details about how you came to the conclusion.
The explanation of each point can also be long if you manage to get to the point and not beat around the bush.
Avoid logical jumps. This is where you lose most people. If they can not follow you on one point chances are they will skip the rest.
Do not save up the most interesting parts to the end. Your posts are not long running anime series that require cliffhangers to appear interesting.
Get to the point.

Structuring is also important.
Save to say I suck at both.