I'm back, ya knuckleheads

GentlePoster13

GentlePoster13

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Left abandoned and bruised by my fellow Gentle Posters, I have been exiled and turned to dark impulses within myself. Heck, I'm not afraid of getting my mouth dirty anymore. Gone are the days of gentle posting, welcome to friggin mental posting. I'm back for vengeance, ya stinky gobstoppers. I've gone rogue and the Guild cannot contain me anymore, so fudge right off! Pardon my French, you buffoons! Malarkey!

Yours freaking truly,
the rambunctious GentlePoster13
 
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GentlePoster2

GentlePoster2

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Dear GentlePoster13,

How did you gain access to the Internet? You’re supposed to be in confinement underneath the Guild…

Oh no.

I see that the door to the Guild basement is open.

GentlePoster13, this is an order from GentlePoster2. Please report to the meeting room immediately. We must discuss your discretions posthaste.

Yours truly,

GentlePoster2
 
GentlePoster13

GentlePoster13

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GentlePoster2 said:
Dear GentlePoster13,

How did you gain access to the Internet? You’re supposed to be in confinement underneath the Guild…

Oh no.

I see that the door to the Guild basement is open.

GentlePoster13, this is an order from GentlePoster2. Please report to the meeting room immediately. We must discuss your discretions posthaste.

Yours truly,

GentlePoster2
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Your chains can no longer confine me, GentlePoster2! That's the gosh darn truth! I refuse the meeting room. Only bozos go to the meeting room.

Yours freaking truly,
GentlePoster13
 
GentlePoster1

GentlePoster1

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GentlePoster13 said:
Your chains can no longer confine me, GentlePoster2! That's the gosh darn truth! I refuse the meeting room. Only bozos go to the meeting room.

Yours freaking truly,
GentlePoster13
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@GentlePoster13 please do not do this... Our GentlePoster Guild is all about gentle posting. Please try to refrain for using such a foul language, that is NOT what your community has taught you! Please GentlePoster13, let us talk - just like the old times. We now how @Mr.Polite, he is on our side and he is indeed the only person we can currently trust. Don't let the past decide on your future. Please believe in us.
 
GentlePoster2

GentlePoster2

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GentlePoster1 said:
@GentlePoster13 please do not do this... Our GentlePoster Guild is all about gentle posting. Please try to refrain for using such a foul language, that is NOT what your community has taught you! Please GentlePoster13, let us talk - just like the old times. We now how @Mr.Polite, he is on our side and he is indeed the only person we can currently trust. Don't let the past decide on your future. Please believe in us.
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Dear GentlePoster 1,

As you can see, the situation with GentlePoster13 is… beyond the Guild’s control.

May we, temporarily, put our differences aside and join forces to rehabilitate our youngest member and bring him back to the Gentle side? You are the only one who can help us.

Yours truly,

GentlePoster2
 
GentlePoster1

GentlePoster1

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GentlePoster2 said:
Dear GentlePoster 1,

As you can see, the situation with GentlePoster13 is… beyond the Guild’s control.

May we, temporarily, put our differences aside and join forces to rehabilitate our youngest member and bring him back to the Gentle side? You are the only one who can help us.

Yours truly,

GentlePoster2
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@GentlePoster2, I want nothing more than to see GentlePoster13 well.. If that is all right with you and you find a small space in your heart to forgive me, I am indeed more than willing to put our differences away. We have always been the two people (along with GentlePoster3 of course) who know the GentlePoster Guild Rule Book by heart, I am sure that the teachings of our ancestors will help us save our dearest GentlePoster13.

Let's do this brother. Let's do this.

Kind regards,

GentlePoster1
 
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