This is an event in history that we've never seen, and it crossed my mind, so I tried to ask ChatGPT how it could have went down and this is the result:
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đź“Ť Where did the first meeting take place?
Likely Location: Onigashima, Kaido’s base in Wano.
Why not Dressrosa? Kaido was already a dominant Emperor and unlikely to travel to Doflamingo’s territory unless absolutely necessary.
- Doflamingo would have gone to Onigashima under strict terms — he wasn’t Kaido’s equal and would be expected to show deference.
- It's plausible that the meeting happened in a closed chamber within the Skull Dome, possibly with Kaido seated on his throne and Doflamingo standing below.
đź‘Ą Who was present?
- Kaido, obviously, as the final buyer and key figure in the artificial Zoan plan.
- Donquixote Doflamingo, acting as the broker and SMILE distributor via Caesar Clown.
- Caesar Clown may or may not have been present — possibly sent in later once business terms were agreed on.
- Kaido’s top All-Stars:
- King (stoic and observant)
- Queen (possibly mocking or evaluating Caesar’s scientific contribution)
- Jack (likely aggressive, sizing up Doflamingo)
🧠The Likely Tone and Structure of the Meeting
1. Initial Tension
- Doflamingo is fearless and charismatic, but he knows he’s not on equal footing.
- He likely opened with his usual sarcastic charm:
“Kaido, the strongest creature... it’s an honor to do business with a living disaster.” - Kaido’s response was probably indifferent, or amused, depending on his mood (possibly drunk):
“You better not waste my time, Doflamingo. You know what happens to people who do.”
2. Doflamingo Makes His Pitch
- Doffy explains:
- Caesar’s SMILEs can give Kaido a mass army of Zoan users.
- He can handle underworld logistics, shipping, and protection.
- He’ll keep the operation off the World Government’s radar.
- Likely offered preferential pricing and exclusivity, knowing that if Kaido turned on him, there’d be no place to run.
3. Kaido’s Demands
- “How many can you make a month?”
- “What if Caesar dies?”
- “If your operation gets exposed, can you shut it down or take the fall alone?”
- Kaido isn't a subtle businessman — he would have threatened Doflamingo outright:
“If the supply stops, I’ll kill you, your crew, and burn Dressrosa to the ground.”
4. All-Star Reactions
- King: Silent, arms crossed, possibly analyzing Doflamingo like a chess piece. No trust — only utility.
- Queen: May have insulted Caesar’s work or doubted Doffy’s claims:
“These fake Devil Fruits? Tch. We’ll see if they’re worth the trouble.” - Jack: Probably wanted to fight Doflamingo on the spot, barking something like:
“He looks weak. Want me to break him now?”- Doflamingo would have grinned and said:
“Easy there, mammoth boy. We’re on the same side — for now.”
🤝 Outcome of the Meeting
- Kaido agrees to the deal under strict conditions:
- Regular delivery of SMILEs via intermediaries like the Beast Pirates’ Shipping Division.
- Kaido provides protection through intermediaries like Jack and possibly Orochi.
- Doflamingo manages Caesar, keeps the World Government distracted (with his Warlord status), and ensures nobody learns about Wano’s connection to the operation.
- The alliance is more transactional than cooperative. It’s clear Kaido doesn’t respect Doflamingo, but sees him as a useful pawn — one that will be crushed if he fails.
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What do you think?
To me it seems realistic, even tho it doesn't mention how Doflamingo was the one who made the most profit with the weapons trafficking...
What do you think?
To me it seems realistic, even tho it doesn't mention how Doflamingo was the one who made the most profit with the weapons trafficking...
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