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Post your own rap battle/trash talk between one piece characters.

Kaido the strongest creature alive vs Akainu the fleet marine

Kaido : yo stupid marine cap guy who obey like dummy dog,
‘There some fog in your smoke brain.

I am Kaido who is strongest creature in the world. Please applaus, people.
only foolish man dare to challenge me because people bet on me on 1 vs 1.
Spolier alert, I win

You don’t get the title earned. You get the title from 5 old guys who talk the politcs and big balance talk.
Now be good dog and obey your master crying that kaido is already strongest creature alive.
‘You are World noble’s slave and suck their butt and beg for their mercy.
‘Get to back desk work lap dog. I will be The Dragon.

I rule wano world samurai that you afraid of it.
‘I made everyone slaves to work to my dream to full blow war because. Peace can rot to ground.

Akainu :
A loser who talk like oni loser. That same guy lose 7 battle defeat. Who is loser ? 11 captures on your record.
‘Are you strongest creature alive or mr. Satan on disguise ? What next getting capture without mention of defeat as like princess peach plot style. Even ganondork is better than you. You are ganondork rip-off.

I am fleet admiral. I earned through winner side. I beat kuzan so bad that he rage quit and join Blackbeard pirates.
‘I don’t give damn about five elders know as cp0 lap dogs or world nobles. I am the dog will kill the owner. Read the news , people

Anyone get my way of absolute justice will burn. I destroy evils stuff.
pirates fear me. Blackbeard pirates can’t tell difference between me and Death. That why they run away.

Yonko league must be league of cowards of silver medalist who cried about how they are not so great compare to Whitebeard.
‘So cry about whitebeard, while I battle and wound the whitebeard and trolling them. Cowards.

Your 1 vs 1 is basee on fraud like cheating g on test. I support honor and alway tell whitebeard to face me and take whitebeard attack from behind like man. You can’t even defeat Big meme and Oden without fair fight. Shanks beat you and told you goes back to wano.
you are still afraid of naked dancing oden guy and need hostage to defeat.
‘Your so called fake zoan army got owned by girl literally . Pathetic level to drain.

But there is more, oden actually boogie man from Sininster movie. That explain why your daughter is trying to kill you.

You can’t even kill kinemon and you hyped the so called advanced COC but you use the sword to kill kinemon, but you fail.
‘Lower Kinemon still laugh at you. Unlike you, I kill your daughter boyfriend called Ace, I will come to kill your daughter to solve family issue.

There is two of them you are lose for eight time dumbass. The Zoro and luffy, Don’t forget get secret zoan awaking devil fruit, when you almost lose to zoro guy or luffy guy. You always have hostage every times you battle. In fact you are teacher of Hawkins called Course: Advanced Hostage and How to win the battle.


You talk about scar but you can’t reopen luffy scar that I made it.

If you want to die so bad. Make appointment to milhawk or call me and I will kill you.

Title of strongest creatur goes in oceans as it belong to drain of rumors.
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Rap/Trash talk Battle #2: Buggy the flow vs Ussop

Buggy the clown :

Look at me, I am buggy the clown. The captain of Buggy pirates.
What is long nose freak crowd human being going to do to me ?
I will pound you with circus action.

Open for buggy cannon ball. Let ready for buggy baseball game.
Get your bat and earn your frame.

I am Man who will find John silver treasure. Meanwhile you are going practice running for track and field sport. Word fit you called coward.

My lies are convincing than you. Even sengoku accept I am warlord.
Your lies last as food get spoiled so easily. Only dumb people buy your lies.
‘Smart people brought my lies. I can convince the world, I am the real ruler of entire world and IM is just obey my orders.

Your dad have future sight so far that he saw thst you are disgrace brought to sniper family because you are coward. Are you even born in sniper island ?

Buggy the clown is greatest pirate because I rode on Roger ship.

Ussop the sniper:

Hi, I am ussop, the sniper of Starwhat pirates. Which it mean I am future pirate king crewmate.

I may be coward but when friends need my help.
unlke you, backstabber and willing to kill own allies.

I will be the brave warrior. I am the lord of destruction.

Lomg nose are sign of successful like Blackbeard, kaku.
your red nose is sign of loser thst why you get offered someone comment your red nose.
I have fought luffy and almost won the battle. Unlike you you can’t fight against roger.

*Put his mask on it”

I am sogeking, King of sniper.
I have save robin before and burned WG flag as sign.

Even luffy believe in me of successful shot.

*Ussop become God form“

I am the God Ussop who save dwarf, Colosseum fighters. I have real army of dwarf, colosseum fights and your army just mere pirages and prisoner impel down rejects.

My giant army will follow me like king of awesome.
Ding dong, coming to smash your mere mortal army.


*Buggy goes God form.*

How laughful that your trash talking skill are you.
‘I have declare myself as God.
You can’t even defeat page one and need Big mom to turn page two.

Rest my case, I am winner
 
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