Controversial Sports. Short People Make Big People Better: Put More Short People on Sports Sidelines

CoC: Color of Clowns

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If I see some short-ass woman on the sidelines as a Basketball player dunks, it's only going to make it better. Like, you know Barbara isn't getting ANYWHERE NEAR that high in the air, it really puts it in perspective.

Bonus points if the short people are paid to be active obstacles within the sporting event.

I want to see an angry old lady go at a guy's kneecaps
 
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