ThatWife and ThatfakeUncle's (SHAM) prison wedding ceremony

[Mr. Reloaded]

Even though these two lovers are charged with very serious crimes and the trial is only a few days away, it's only fair to give them a proper lovers sendoff (while behind bars).

@ThatFakeUncle you may start your vows.​

 

[ThatWife]

💍💍💍

 

[ThatFakeUncle]

My beloved @ThatWife, I already have known you for a couple of hours now and I cannot imagine my life without you anymore. I never met a woman like you before. I want to love, betray people, rob banks and spend time in jail with you for the rest of my life - in good times and in bad. Let us walk this way to the court together, until death do us part.

 

[ThatWife]

My beloved @ThatFakeUncle in the couple of hours I've known you I've already loved you more than that bum of a man @ThatGuy that I helped murder.

I will gladly, rob, murder and terrorize as many people for the rest of my life. - in good times and in bad. Let us walk this way to the court together, until death do us part.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

By the power vested in me thanks to WorstGen, I now pronounce you husband and wife! You may kiss the bride!

 

[Devilbat]

 

[Infitima]

But it's prison. They'll be separated by gender, and dropping soap.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

But it's prison. They'll be separated by gender, and dropping soap.

Let em have this.

 

[ThatWife]

 

[ThatFakeUncle]

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

Let us walk this way to the court together, until death do us part.

Soon @Sir Yasheen

 

[Sir Yasheen]

My beloved @ThatWife, I already have known you for a couple of hours now and I cannot imagine my life without you anymore. I never met a woman like you before. I want to love, betray people, rob banks and spend time in jail with you for the rest of my life - in good times and in bad. Let us walk this way to the court together, until death do us part.

I’ll allow you two to be together when I deliver the courts Justice

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

I’ll allow you two to be together when I deliver the courts Justice

Wow you're so kind

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

I’ll allow you two to be together when I deliver the courts Justice

Best executioner ever

 

[ThatFakeUncle]

I’ll allow you two to be together when I deliver the courts Justice

Thank you. I cannot imagine being without my beloved @ThatWife. Until death do us part!

 

[ThatWife]

Thank you. I cannot imagine being without my beloved @ThatWife. Until death do us part!

Until death do us part!

 

[Roronoa-sama]

So now @ThatFakeUncle you are @ThatKid stepfather or uncle

 

[Devilbat]

So sweet it's dangerous for the teeth... Because the teeth might get punched away of anyone looks the wrong way at the newly weds!

 

[ThatFakeUncle]

So now @ThatFakeUncle you are @ThatKid stepfather or uncle

@ThatWife thats a good question. Im thinking about adopting the little guy

 

[Thataunt]

@ThatWife thats a good question. Im thinking about adopting the little guy

So your new wife can continue abusing him? Nope. Already got the custody paperworking going!