For too many years Ningens (or Mortals) have defied the holy, superlative Grandmaster on this site.
No matter how much time passes humans are incapable to learn from their atrocious mistakes and not repeat them again. They will keep commit the same errors no matter how much time passes and that is simply awful, nasty, not acceptable.
Their very nature is corrupted and I as a superior being am sick of that and want to put remedy.
I would love to become an Admin and make this place better by allowing harmony to reign supreme in here, installing a world of perfection tailored as the image of a supreme being like me, capable to look at things on an entirely different way.
The Zero Grandmaster downplayers Plan would set the dawn of a new era once all downplayers are banned and sent to hell, aka Reddit.
Please omni Zeno Bogard, grant me this power and let me succeed.
This is a joke but the thought is still so tempting
