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Do you like Half Life 2?
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[Alyx is in a dark room. The G-Man starts talking.]

G-Man: Impressive work, Ms. Vance.

Alyx: Gordon... Freeman?

G-Man: Gordon... Freeman? (Chuckles) Ms. Vance. You wouldn't need ALL THAT to imprison Gordon Freeman.

Alyx: Then... who are you?
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G-Man: Perhaps what I am, is not as important as what I can offer you in exchange for coming all this way. Some believe the fate of our worlds is... inflexible. My employers disagree. They authorize me to... "Nudge" (Heh) things, in a particular direction from time to time. What would YOU want nudged, Ms. Vance?

Alyx: The... Combine off Earth. I want the Combine off Earth!
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G-Man: Ah. That would be a considerably large nudge. Too large, given the interests of my employers.

Alyx: Well, you asked.

G-Man: What if I could offer you something you DON'T know you want?

[Alyx touches the G-Man's briefcase, both are transported to Episode 2's ending. Future Alyx is crying over future Eli's corpse.]

Alyx: ...Dad? DAD?! WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
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There is no way EMDR exists and God wouldn't exist, this kind of therapy is like actual magic you would see in a show like One Piece, it doesn't feel real
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Hey is the quote in your signature real?
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Franosuke
It’s so real that after Mihawk’s bounty dropped, Erkan had a months-long meltdown about it, edited it, and then proceeded to delete it entirely. 😂
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When I saw it I was like Ooooooouuuuuuuuh
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