Current Events Zoro has the best feat in the manga and it's kinda nuts

TheAncientCenturion

I will never forgive Oda
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No matter the specifics of the translation, the gist of this sentiment will stay the same. Big Mom — Great Pirate and Yonko since the age of 5 whose career has seen her align herself with and against the legends of recent history — tells Kaido to dodge. It does not matter if Kaido dodged or Zoro missed. Kaido. Of the Hundred Beasts. Known among all others for his great durability who rules the land of Wano known for its haki... Is told to dodge Zoro's strike.

Not "apply your haki to yourself Kaido!"
Not "use your fangs to parry that attack kaido!"
Not "Barrier haki up Kaido!"

But dodge.

Big Mom. Known as having the best web of intelligence out of any pirate. Whose career has seen her fight Roger, mentor Kaido and clash with Whitebeard. Does not think Kaido the character known for his durability above any other stat has any chance of tanking Zoro's blow. Not even that though. She implies Zoro's attack would still be debilitating even if Kaido used haki to defend himself.

Zoro wields the power to deal a damning blow to Kaido.
The guy whose durability is rivaled by only Big Mom.
Zoro holds the power to one shot any character who is not Big Mom or Kaido. You can't parry this shit. You can't use haki to defend from it. Your only avenue of surviving it is to dodge.

God. Oda went too fucking far with the Zoro wank.
 

Jew D. Boy

I Can Go Lower
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No matter the specifics of the translation, the gist of this sentiment will stay the same. Big Mom — Great Pirate and Yonko since the age of 5 whose career has seen her align herself with and against the legends of recent history — tells Kaido to dodge. It does not matter if Kaido dodged or Zoro missed. Kaido. Of the Hundred Beasts. Known among all others for his great durability who rules the land of Wano known for its haki... Is told to dodge Zoro's strike.

Not "apply your haki to yourself Kaido!"
Not "use your fangs to parry that attack kaido!"
Not "Barrier haki up Kaido!"

But dodge.

Big Mom. Known as having the best web of intelligence out of any pirate. Whose career has seen her fight Roger, mentor Kaido and clash with Whitebeard. Does not think Kaido the character known for his durability above any other stat has any chance of tanking Zoro's blow. Not even that though. She implies Zoro's attack would still be debilitating even if Kaido used haki to defend himself.

Zoro wields the power to deal a damning blow to Kaido.
The guy whose durability is rivaled by only Big Mom.
Zoro holds the power to one shot any character who is not Big Mom or Kaido. You can't parry this shit. You can't use haki to defend from it. Your only avenue of surviving it is to dodge.

God. Oda went too fucking far with the Zoro wank.
Everything except the last sentence is *chef’s kiss* :kizabat::akaman:
 
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