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Are you suffering from Imskinnyasatwig syndrome? Or maybe GirlsrejectmecauseIdon'thaveabs disease? Here at Jewnicorn Fitness, we can heal you of these horrible diseases by helping you attain the body of a Greek God. Come join Jewnicorn Fitness to get your body will get pumped full of testosterone, chest will become more chiseled than a stone statue, abs harder than steel, and of course, we don't skip leg day.

So if you want to look like this:

Or THIS:

OR MAYBE EVEN THIS:

Then it's time for you to become a member of Jewnicorn Fitness.

After two burnings, we the hosts are proud to announce the reopening of [Jewnicorn Fitness]! If you wish to join this prestigious gym for aspiring bodybuilders, simply email jdbwillgetyouinshape@jewnicornfitness.edu and you will receive an email from the owner himself to discuss your lifetime membership to a brand new body. For this special reopening, the membership fee will be given at a 50% discount that will last until the end of Day 1.

Alongside the reopening of [Jewnicorn Fitness], the [Clover Market] is now available to all players! Furthermore, players may now visit any location on the map in search of magical items! Beware of any potential hazards in your search.

The [Taboo Word] is now active!

Your trivia question for this day is...

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It is now Day 1.
You have 48 hours to discuss.
REMINDER: NO MORE TALKING IN YOUR MAGIC KNIGHT SQUAD SERVERS

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