The fact that he prefaced his performance by talking about how he supposedly won a singing competition…what’s more likely, the dude who sang that way was good enough to be crowned a musical champion, or he knew how bad he would be and wanted to tell a story in which he’s highly motivated to lie?? I bet the third thought in every single churchgoer’s mind that day - after “Jesus, he’s a fucking tub of lard” and “THIS is the best that centuries of oppressing brown people and Jews could do for our religion?” - was “The only way he won that contest is if every other singer died halfway through their stage time.”
The fact that he prefaced his performance by talking about how he supposedly won a singing competition…what’s more likely, the dude who sang that way was good enough to be crowned a musical champion, or he knew how bad he would be and wanted to tell a story in which he’s highly motivated to lie?? I bet the third thought in every single churchgoer’s mind that day - after “Jesus, he’s a fucking tub of lard” and “THIS is the best that centuries of oppressing brown people and Jews could do for our religion?” - was “The only way he won that contest is if every other singer died halfway through their stage time.”
This is standup, right?
I had to laug even in the beginnng before he starts singing. I had to repeat some parts because they were so funny. The 'dancing' makes it even better.
This is standup, right?
I had to laug even in the beginnng before he starts singing. I had to repeat some parts because they were so funny. The 'dancing' makes it even better.
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