You died and went to hell, for torment the devil decided to play the video or song you hate the most. Which is it?

[Cross_Marian]

God would forgive me and let me back into Heaven when I drop this on Satan! Her suckage would destroy all of hell!

Oh shit forgot about that

 

[Fuckthis3]

For me it chicken noodles soup

 

[RobertoTheOharaSurvivor]

 

[Udell]

Play anything by 6ix9ine and I would want to blow my brains out.

 

[Germa66]

Baby Shark

 

[Ballel]

God would forgive me and let me back into Heaven when I drop this on Satan! Her suckage would destroy all of hell!

Try this version, it's much better

 

[Bullet]

My friend singing chandelier

 

[Jew D. Boy]

We’re a page and a half into this thread and Bieber has been mentioned three times

Anyway, it’s this one for me, although it does make me crack all the way up…are you allowed to laugh in Hell? Y’all get back to me after watching:

 

[matt245]

I luckily have a selective mind that makes me forget trash songs. I only listen to dope music.

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I hate you.

 

[Julius]

 

[Jew D. Boy]

I luckily have a selective mind that makes me forget trash songs. I only listen to dope music.

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I hate you.

The fact that he prefaced his performance by talking about how he supposedly won a singing competition…what’s more likely, the dude who sang that way was good enough to be crowned a musical champion, or he knew how bad he would be and wanted to tell a story in which he’s highly motivated to lie?? I bet the third thought in every single churchgoer’s mind that day - after “Jesus, he’s a fucking tub of lard” and “THIS is the best that centuries of oppressing brown people and Jews could do for our religion?” - was “The only way he won that contest is if every other singer died halfway through their stage time.”

 

[matt245]

The fact that he prefaced his performance by talking about how he supposedly won a singing competition…what’s more likely, the dude who sang that way was good enough to be crowned a musical champion, or he knew how bad he would be and wanted to tell a story in which he’s highly motivated to lie?? I bet the third thought in every single churchgoer’s mind that day - after “Jesus, he’s a fucking tub of lard” and “THIS is the best that centuries of oppressing brown people and Jews could do for our religion?” - was “The only way he won that contest is if every other singer died halfway through their stage time.”

God was so scared and traumatized that he stopped being omniscient and omnipresent after listening to that song.

 

[RobertoTheOharaSurvivor]

Baby - Justin Bieber

 

[Ballel]

We’re a page and a half into this thread and Bieber has been mentioned three times

Anyway, it’s this one for me, although it does make me crack all the way up…are you allowed to laugh in Hell? Y’all get back to me after watching:

This is standup, right?
I had to laug even in the beginnng before he starts singing. I had to repeat some parts because they were so funny. The 'dancing' makes it even better.

 

[Jew D. Boy]

This is standup, right?
I had to laug even in the beginnng before he starts singing. I had to repeat some parts because they were so funny. The 'dancing' makes it even better.

I’m SO fucking glad y’all haven’t seen this before, the only thing funnier to me than that video is how people react the first time they watch it

 

[Ballel]

supposedly won a singing competition

“The only way he won that contest is if every other singer died halfway through their stage time.”

:cantseeme:

THIS is the best that centuries of oppressing brown people and Jews could do for our religion?”

And Pagans. Brown people, Jews and Pagans.


Also I never heard that song before. I guess if I were to ever hear it anywhere I'd burst out laughing.

 

[anon]

 

[Ballel]

This is what you'll hear when you go to heaven.

How they are trying to make a serious song and end up failing miserably.
Loving how he changes his dresses.

 

[anon]

This is what you'll hear when you go to heaven.

How they are trying to make a serious song and end up failing miserably.
Loving how he changes his dresses.

another one by the same dude.. there is an intense debate in our country on which one of these two songs of his is the worse

 

[Cross_Marian]

We’re a page and a half into this thread and Bieber has been mentioned three times

Anyway, it’s this one for me, although it does make me crack all the way up…are you allowed to laugh in Hell? Y’all get back to me after watching:

I enjoyed every single second of it. He touched my soul