[FNZ] Role Madness Alabasta Arc (Smoker and Mafia victory)

[Kvothe Kingkiller]

You guys don't know how to fluff post

i like hawaiian pizza

 

[Juliet]

not much is going on atm. mango claimed mayor, flower said she's a non hostile indie, usopp claimed of getting pr'd. thats the jist of it

have you played mafia before

I thought Mango was joking when he said he is a mayor. Also, it says we're not allowed to flavor claim.

 

[Kvothe Kingkiller]

I thought Mango was joking when he said he is a mayor. Also, it says we're not allowed to flavor claim.

what a weird thing to joke

normally he jokes as being mafia or something

 

[oddoddfruit]

i like hawaiian pizza

Hawaiian pizza is the worst food combination ever created:

1. By eating pineapple you’re basically eating Spongebob’s house. Now he’s homeless. Nice job.
2. Pineapple pizza isn’t actually from Hawaii. It’s from Canada. In other words, pineapple pizza is full of lies.
3. Pineapple is generally considered healthy. Why would you spoil an unhealthy food with a healthy topping?
4. Pineapples take approximately two years before they are ready to harvest. That’s a long time just to be sliced up and eaten.
5. Scientifically speaking, pineapple is a berry. Who puts berries on pizza? Crazy people, that’s who.
6. Professional chef Gordon Ramsey says pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza. Therefore, pineapple does not belong on pizza. No one questions Gordon Ramsey.
7. Tomato sauce is an acidic food and so is pineapple. Too many acidic foods at once and you might melt your insides.
8. Even the president of Iceland, Guðni Th. Jóhannesson, hates pineapple pizza. In 2017, Jóhannesson stated on Twitter that he would “ban pineapple pizza if [he] had the power to set laws.”
9. If you do put pineapple on pizza, the awful taste of pineapple stays there forever, even if you pick it off.
10. Even if you enjoy the sweetness that pineapple pizza has to offer, just don’t put it on pizza. Pineapple might be sweet, but it sure as hell doesn’t mix with cheese and bread. Be a normal person and treat your sweet tooth with healthier options, like ice cream or chocolate.

 

[Emil]

that took the energy out of me already

you are getting weak, kvothe

 

[oddoddfruit]

I think @Ekkologix is faking having a post restriction

 

[Kvothe Kingkiller]

Hawaiian pizza is the worst food combination ever created:

1. By eating pineapple you’re basically eating Spongebob’s house. Now he’s homeless. Nice job.
2. Pineapple pizza isn’t actually from Hawaii. It’s from Canada. In other words, pineapple pizza is full of lies.
3. Pineapple is generally considered healthy. Why would you spoil an unhealthy food with a healthy topping?
4. Pineapples take approximately two years before they are ready to harvest. That’s a long time just to be sliced up and eaten.
5. Scientifically speaking, pineapple is a berry. Who puts berries on pizza? Crazy people, that’s who.
6. Professional chef Gordon Ramsey says pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza. Therefore, pineapple does not belong on pizza. No one questions Gordon Ramsey.
7. Tomato sauce is an acidic food and so is pineapple. Too many acidic foods at once and you might melt your insides.
8. Even the president of Iceland, Guðni Th. Jóhannesson, hates pineapple pizza. In 2017, Jóhannesson stated on Twitter that he would “ban pineapple pizza if [he] had the power to set laws.”
9. If you do put pineapple on pizza, the awful taste of pineapple stays there forever, even if you pick it off.
10. Even if you enjoy the sweetness that pineapple pizza has to offer, just don’t put it on pizza. Pineapple might be sweet, but it sure as hell doesn’t mix with cheese and bread. Be a normal person and treat your sweet tooth with healthier options, like ice cream or chocolate.

the only points I will accept are one and two

 

[Emil]

Hey Usopp

sup

 

[Kvothe Kingkiller]

you are getting weak, kvothe

just getting old

 

[Emil]

I think @Ekkologix is faking having a post restriction

unnecessary attention
not worth

 

[Kvothe Kingkiller]

gordon ramsey has put kimchi in his grilled cheese sandwich, after that I cannot take him serious

 

[Emil]

just getting old

u gna need the springtime for youth for weeb game

 

[Emil]

u gna need the springtime for youth for weeb game

of youth*

 

[Kvothe Kingkiller]

u gna need the springtime for youth for weeb game

of youth*

lots of napping will be involved.

just like now

 

[Kagu Nyan]

not much is going on atm. mango claimed mayor, flower said she's a non hostile indie, usopp claimed of getting pr'd. thats the jist of it

have you played mafia before

I have played a few on this forum after coming out of long hiatus. But this is the first role madness ;-;

okay thank you.
Ah they did. Well I’m not sure I believe them completely. If Flower is a non hostile indie it’s okay for her to come out like this but gotta keep watch.

But why would Mango come out? What do you make of that?

And Ekko’s post restriction. Okay noted.

 

[Emil]

Hawaiian pizza is the worst food combination ever created:

1. By eating pineapple you’re basically eating Spongebob’s house. Now he’s homeless. Nice job.
2. Pineapple pizza isn’t actually from Hawaii. It’s from Canada. In other words, pineapple pizza is full of lies.
3. Pineapple is generally considered healthy. Why would you spoil an unhealthy food with a healthy topping?
4. Pineapples take approximately two years before they are ready to harvest. That’s a long time just to be sliced up and eaten.
5. Scientifically speaking, pineapple is a berry. Who puts berries on pizza? Crazy people, that’s who.
6. Professional chef Gordon Ramsey says pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza. Therefore, pineapple does not belong on pizza. No one questions Gordon Ramsey.
7. Tomato sauce is an acidic food and so is pineapple. Too many acidic foods at once and you might melt your insides.
8. Even the president of Iceland, Guðni Th. Jóhannesson, hates pineapple pizza. In 2017, Jóhannesson stated on Twitter that he would “ban pineapple pizza if [he] had the power to set laws.”
9. If you do put pineapple on pizza, the awful taste of pineapple stays there forever, even if you pick it off.
10. Even if you enjoy the sweetness that pineapple pizza has to offer, just don’t put it on pizza. Pineapple might be sweet, but it sure as hell doesn’t mix with cheese and bread. Be a normal person and treat your sweet tooth with healthier options, like ice cream or chocolate.

cant argue
10/10 argumets

 

[Emil]

I have played a few on this forum after coming out of long hiatus. But this is the first role madness ;-;

okay thank you.
Ah they did. Well I’m not sure I believe them completely. If Flower is a non hostile indie it’s okay for her to come out like this but gotta keep watch.

But why would Mango come out? What do you make of that?

And Ekko’s post restriction. Okay noted.

yea im nerfed af :((
gna have fun n chill

 

[oddoddfruit]

I'm just going to smoke crack during the weebs game and not sleep for three weeks straight

 

[Emil]

I'm just going to smoke crack during the weebs game and not sleep for three weeks straight

im gna tryhard after day 5
if im alive

 

[oddoddfruit]

im gna tryhard after day 5
if im alive

I'll probably die n1, going to smoke all that crack anyway