Honestly, if a girl doesn't have a full face tattoo (minimum 30mm across, centered) + neck tattoo (minimum 40mm-60mm maximum) + arm tattoo (at least two per arm; at least 30mm, no maximum) + leg tattoos (3 per leg; minimum 60mm-90mm maximum) + back tattoo (either one large tattoo: 120mm-200mm or six individual tattoos with minimum 40mm-75mm maximum centered in 2 by 3 columns) + at least 3 different colors per tattoo + at least one of those tattoos comprising a 'smiley face' + one tattoo involving the date of birth (MM/DD/YYYY) + at least one tattoo being a triangular sphere + no tattoos comprising of the letters 't,' 'f,' or 'x' + no tattoos involving the angle 301 degrees, 205 degrees or 68.9 degrees in standard position + at least one tattoo involving the digits 6, 7 or 9 (no tattoo may feature a combination of 6 and 7, or 7 and 9) + no tattoos featuring the objects 'trash can,' 'window frame,' or '361 degree protractor' in either blue, black or orange dye, but cannot be in teal, purple or red dye, then I am uninterested.