Hey
@Finalbeta, you wanna hear how my afro got to be so yellow?
It was a dark and stormy night, I was no older than 8...a rap came at the door of our house, my mother answered it and...and...Iโm sorry, this part of the tale is really difficult for me...*sniffles* *sheds tears* my mother answered the door and...the pizza delivery man...said they were out...of ANCHOVIIIIIES BOOOOHOOOOOOO, have you ever heard such a sad tale??
Oh, my Afro? Well- *an old man with palm tree fronds escapes from my hair and starts beating the shit out of everyone he sees*