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When Tito Dick and Tito Ting were fishing one day in their prime, an enormous hurricane came to their Philippine village and killed almost everyone...except the women. Tito Dick and Tito Ting couldn't let their family tree die out, so they had the women in their village line up so they could reproduce with each and every one of them. This is why everyone in their village looks the same. When Tito Dick moved to Daily city with young Phil, he often made Phil go outside and wait while he had hookers come over.
 

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When Tito Dick and Tito Ting were fishing one day in their prime, an enormous hurricane came to their Philippine village and killed almost everyone...except the women. Tito Dick and Tito Ting couldn't let their family tree die out, so they had the women in their village line up so they could reproduce with each and every one of them. This is why everyone in their village looks the same. When Tito Dick moved to Daily city with young Phil, he often made Phil go outside and wait while he had hookers come over.
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@Pooth people on BDA told me to send this to you :jordanmf:
I thought luffy did not want to own anything.

Luffy is basically an autistic fuck who runs around screaming he will be pirate king while naruto tries to understand the world and sacrifice himself for a greater good. Do not compare the depth and aura of naruto uzumaki with the tenten feats and portrayal of monkey d. luffy.

Also shout out to the real ones in bda and especially naruto supporters like sugoi, flex etc.

Shout out to all my Kage folks.
We are kage!
 
Naruto is a Centrist Fascist who defends genocidal freaks in the name of "Status quo"
Then what is luffy who inspires people to kill and live aimlessly just for their hedonistic desires?

Naruto does not defend anyone however naruto understand that the world is bigger than him and He does not always matter. What about luffy? I will become pirate king and inspire everyone to live aimlessly good one dude
 
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