*Gets in character*
Bah, as if that tinney ninney could insult me.
Jus look at ‘im. Tha bloke looks like a child! Give that man a decent meal. Ah‘ve picked chicken bones oot o’ mah teeth that were bigger than that bipedal twig.
And that sword! Good grief that sword!! Mah letter opener is mair intimidating than that toothpick.
Dinnae even get mah started on those clothes. What daft sassenach wears pajamas, ootside, in broad daylight?