Then the simplest explanation here is that I was redirected.
I think that's the very likely explanation for the item to fail on me that players just aren't considering. It's very much possible for Gram to be redirected here. I know I'm town, so if Gram is town, then the artifact literally cannot trigger when it hits me.
Hmm, so around the time I was knocked out of the top 10 posters or at least if that's what top posters mean to you.
I'm just town here, guys. Like, really, nothing else but town.