When a Character is so immeasurably Alpha that the only dimension that can possibly contain his pimp-smacking hands is his own pockets
When a Character is so unfathomably strong that removing his hands from those pockets would result in reality as we know it crumbling into smithereens
When a Character's smack talk is so hot that it leaves Portgas D. Ace crying tears of Mera in his basement
Then, and only then, can this Character be considered an Alpha-Chad, and only the Alpha-Chads of Manga are welcome in the most exclusive Manga Fanclub of All-Time,
How, you may ask, does a Character initiate himself into club pockets?
The criteria is quite exclusive.
1. The Character Must Be Strong. He need not be the strongest, but he's got to at least be significantly stronger than most of his verse.
2. The Character Must Be Alpha. Other, less masculine men must kneel before him in glorious submission to his Machi$mo. This includes the ability to have weaker men follow him and the ability to talk mad $mack to characters of all strength levels. Also, sleeping with humongous amounts of fine women does not hurt your chances.
3. The Character, of course, must have pockets with which he restrains his overwhelming masculinity. Put simply, if the character is eager to show his full power without feeling the Alpha desire to stylishly restrain himself on the fodders, then he is not Club Pocket$ material. A True Alpha-Chad doesn't use his full power to hunt rabits, after all.
If this seems like criteria only the absolute Testosterone Kings can fulfill, that is intentional. Only the Chadliest of Alphas can possibly considered Club Pocket$ material.
With this massively exclusive criteria out of the way, let us get down to the members.
Dante-Black Clover
Donquixote Doflamingo-One Piece
Aizen-Bleach
Space Dandy-Space Dandy
Chrollo Lucilfer - Hunter x Hunter
Ou Ki-Kingdom
Escanor-Seven Deadly Sins
If you would like to nominate a Character for Club Pocket$, then use the criteria listed above. I shall ofc be initiating more Alpha-Chads over time, but nominations will help deserving Alpha-Chads who I may miss join.
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When a Character is so unfathomably strong that removing his hands from those pockets would result in reality as we know it crumbling into smithereens
When a Character's smack talk is so hot that it leaves Portgas D. Ace crying tears of Mera in his basement
Then, and only then, can this Character be considered an Alpha-Chad, and only the Alpha-Chads of Manga are welcome in the most exclusive Manga Fanclub of All-Time,
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] CLUB [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] POCKET$ [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
How, you may ask, does a Character initiate himself into club pockets?
The criteria is quite exclusive.
1. The Character Must Be Strong. He need not be the strongest, but he's got to at least be significantly stronger than most of his verse.
2. The Character Must Be Alpha. Other, less masculine men must kneel before him in glorious submission to his Machi$mo. This includes the ability to have weaker men follow him and the ability to talk mad $mack to characters of all strength levels. Also, sleeping with humongous amounts of fine women does not hurt your chances.
3. The Character, of course, must have pockets with which he restrains his overwhelming masculinity. Put simply, if the character is eager to show his full power without feeling the Alpha desire to stylishly restrain himself on the fodders, then he is not Club Pocket$ material. A True Alpha-Chad doesn't use his full power to hunt rabits, after all.
If this seems like criteria only the absolute Testosterone Kings can fulfill, that is intentional. Only the Chadliest of Alphas can possibly considered Club Pocket$ material.
With this massively exclusive criteria out of the way, let us get down to the members.
CLUB POCKET$-Grand Ma$ter
Fleet Admiral $akazuki AKA Akainu (The Red Dawg)-One Piece
A$$ociates:
That’s right, Club Pocket$ only has Associated and not “Members”, as Members implies inferiority to a Hierarchy. And if there’s one thing true Alpha-Chads never imply, it’s inferiority
That’s right, Club Pocket$ only has Associated and not “Members”, as Members implies inferiority to a Hierarchy. And if there’s one thing true Alpha-Chads never imply, it’s inferiority
Dante-Black Clover
Donquixote Doflamingo-One Piece
Aizen-Bleach
Space Dandy-Space Dandy
Chrollo Lucilfer - Hunter x Hunter
Honorable Pocketry:
This distinction is reserved for Characters who otherwise are Club Pocket$ material, but due to lack-of-pockets don't fulfill the third requirement of Alpha-Chadness. Characters distinguished with Honorable Pocketry embody the Spirit of Club Pocket Alpha-ness, even if they do not fulfill the traditional 3rd requirement
This distinction is reserved for Characters who otherwise are Club Pocket$ material, but due to lack-of-pockets don't fulfill the third requirement of Alpha-Chadness. Characters distinguished with Honorable Pocketry embody the Spirit of Club Pocket Alpha-ness, even if they do not fulfill the traditional 3rd requirement
Ou Ki-Kingdom
Escanor-Seven Deadly Sins
If you would like to nominate a Character for Club Pocket$, then use the criteria listed above. I shall ofc be initiating more Alpha-Chads over time, but nominations will help deserving Alpha-Chads who I may miss join.
@TheAncientCenturion @Owl Ki @Jiihad @silverfire @HA001 @mad monk @Light D Lamperouge @Blackbeard @Yo Tan Wa @Sentinel @stormylife @Sade @Reborn @playa4321 @Cyrus the Cactus @Van @Albino 👑 @Rivaille @MonsterZoro @Jo_Ndule @Zenos7 @Guan Yu @Topi Jerami @Shura @Chrono @Dark Admiral @Dark Hound @RayanOO @ZenZu @Reddot4 @ZoroIsOverrated @Red Admiral @LolonoisZolo @Trafalgar_D_Law @Shuyaku @Cinera @Den_Den_Mushi @Buusatan94 @Bogard @Ice devil slayer @Akai @Gol D. Roger @Pantheos @Haoshoku @MasterD @OmegaPsyche @Monkey D. Luffy @ZoroGang @Winsmoke Sanji @pedxi @Murilo @PuckTheGreat @BossYimz @Kiwipom @Artorias @LANJI CUCKSMOKE @Rosella.Fiamingo
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