Fujitora:
A badass blind swordsman who summons meteors casually. the "Purple TIGER", the animal that some people like to constantly remind everyone Zoro's based on.
"bu-but my headcanon says kizaru is much stronger because otherwise if sanji fights Aramaki and he's close to fujitora, then people are gonna claim sanji is close to zoro and I cant have that despite the Admiral looking awesome as fuck"
What a tragedy....