So we’re finally here, confirming for you
Who will be a member of the Straw Hat Crew
Put your hands together as you seethe and cope
Do what you must to resist the rope
Huh!
YA MA
YAMATO
She is daughter of Kaido, you know her well
She’s the schitzo with the furry tail
Her dad locked her up and broke her brain
The oni girl has gone insane!
Read Oden’s book now she thinks she’s him
Not the brightest bulb, this girl is dim
Huh!
YA MA
YAMATO
YA MA
YAMATO MUST GO
This girl’s got powers so listen up dudes
She can change her form to suit her mood
She can furry bait and then bonk you
She’s got ice magic and CoC Haki too!
You’d think joining up would not take long
By the grace of Nika, you would be wrong!
Huh!
YA MA
YAMATO
She has no role, she has no grace
This larper has a Nami face
When it comes to arcs, let’s not be mean
But she did not change from her intro scene
She can quote Oden when she needs to
But she has no purpose on the Straw Hat Crew!
Huh!
YA MA
YAMATO
YA MA
YAMATO MUST GO
He's back again and about time too
And this time guess he’s finally joined the crew
This fish was strong when the crew was weak
And said “Yamato, you’re a schizo freak”
Like a wall of stone blocking her attack
Jimbei’s crew is full because you are WACK!
Huh!
YA MA
YAMATO
Finally, it's time for you
If you wanted her on the straw hat crew
On the joining front, not the smartest bet
When your evidence is a towel set
Since you want fap bait without detail
Let me introduce you to Fairy Tail
We really don’t care how you feel
Because you have lost and it’s time KNEEL!
You think you wanted her but you didn’t
I’d rather have Carrot
Oden, larping, wet dog smells
Huh!
Tits, pits, furry bait and talking the L’s
Aww yeah!
Oden, larping, wet dog smells
Huh!
Tits, pits, furry bait and talking the L’s
Aww yeah!
