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I think I will buy a tesla hat so I can be more confident while paying for my gorecery
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Alright, I gave the words:“One Piece 1062”, “Rob Lucci”, “Luffy”, and “Vegapunk” to an AI. Here’s what it wrote:
One Piece Chapter 1062 Spoilers
We see Luffy, Lucci, and Vegapunk in the flashback. Lucci says that Vegapunk is a genius and that he will be able to make weapons that will change the world. Luffy then says that he wants to be the one to change the world, not Vegapunk. Lucci says that Luffy is too weak and that he will never be able to change the world.
The flashback then ends and we see that Vegapunk is still alive. He is in a cell and he is being guarded by two Marines. One of the Marines tells Vegapunk that they are going to move him to a different cell. Vegapunk says that he doesn’t want to go and that he wants to stay in his cell. The Marine tells Vegapunk that he doesn’t have a choice and that he will have to go with them. Vegapunk then uses his powers to kill the two Marines.
Vegapunk then walks out of his cell and we see that he is in a secret laboratory. Vegapunk then starts to work on something.
One Piece Chapter 1062 ends here. No spoilers for the next chapter have been released yet. Stay tuned for more updates on the upcoming chapters of One Piece
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One Piece Chapter 1062 Spoilers
We see Luffy, Lucci, and Vegapunk in the flashback. Lucci says that Vegapunk is a genius and that he will be able to make weapons that will change the world. Luffy then says that he wants to be the one to change the world, not Vegapunk. Lucci says that Luffy is too weak and that he will never be able to change the world.
The flashback then ends and we see that Vegapunk is still alive. He is in a cell and he is being guarded by two Marines. One of the Marines tells Vegapunk that they are going to move him to a different cell. Vegapunk says that he doesn’t want to go and that he wants to stay in his cell. The Marine tells Vegapunk that he doesn’t have a choice and that he will have to go with them. Vegapunk then uses his powers to kill the two Marines.
Vegapunk then walks out of his cell and we see that he is in a secret laboratory. Vegapunk then starts to work on something.
One Piece Chapter 1062 ends here. No spoilers for the next chapter have been released yet. Stay tuned for more updates on the upcoming chapters of One Piece
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Umbreon>vaporeon
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Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
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