Hahahaha, I can only imagine the "fun" a neurologist could have here potentially! Or a psychologist/psychiatrist for a different but still brain related angle? Lol.
Holy shit, thats terrifying lol. I thought pigeons and seagulls were problematic, SMH! (#JustBritishThings)
Magpies love shiny things right? So I wonder, if you wear piercings and jewellery, would they be attracted to that and attack you? Trying to steal them? Lol.