We're not married. We were highschool sweethearts and we broke up before graduation. The break up was apparently so traumatizing for her that she's created this whole character in her head that married her and had kids. The kids she has aren't hers, they were stolen from the circus years ago, she just calls them her babies.
I'm cool with staying friends, but she's got let me go. My wife and I can't take this anymore Carrie