Controversial ☞ 𝕸𝖗. 𝕽𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕿𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖑 ☜

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

Yes I do. It makes me feels as if there's an agenda against me.

Now, let's not attack the integrity of the court. I see this less as an agenda, and more as people taking a joke too far. Did you say a few things about Pokemon you shouldn't have said while drunk? Yes, but that's no reason to take them as fact. We've all said things while tired or intoxicated that we regretted.

Other than your memes and jokes on WorstGen, there is no evidence showing you discussing or being interested in furries, correct? The basis for this evidence comes from WorstGen and Discord, two sites known for being full of trolls?

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Other than your memes and jokes on WorstGen, there is no evidence showing you discussing or being interested in furries, correct?

Correct

The basis for this evidence comes from WorstGen and Discord, two sites known for being full of trolls?

Yes.

 

[Rottkins]

*Random Kawai girl enters the Courtroom holding three pizza boxes*

"I'm sorry to interrupt, but i've got a request to deliver a few pizzas here, to sir..."

*checks note*

@matt245

"I was requested to bring the following:"

A Stuffed Crust Pizza for @Pot Goblin and @DarkestKnightofSpoilers
An American Hot Pizza for @Jaguark101
and finally a Chinese Pizza for @Natalija

*looks around in silence*​

Wasn't there any pizza with sea food, olives and pineapple? The custom one

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

Correct

Yes.

And your criminal record is completely clean regarding animals? In fact, many of your Pokemon teams have actually completed the Pokemon League Challenge, and entered the Hall of Fame in multiple regions, correct?

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

And your criminal record is completely clean regarding animals?

Correct.

In fact, many of your Pokemon teams have actually completed the Pokemon League Challenge, and entered the Hall of Fame in multiple regions, correct?

Yep

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

Ahhhh. I remember Pokémans. I once wanted to be a pokemans champion too, when I was young.

Those dreams were dashed when my brothers did not let me play with their pokeman games.

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

Correct.

Yep

Thank you. No further questions, your honor @Judge TAC (sorry to hear about your tragic poke past too)

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

Thank you. No further questions, your honor @Judge TAC (sorry to hear about your tragic poke past too)

It was quite sad. When I did finally get to play, they said I had to pick bulbasaur because they didn’t want me to copy their starters.

…It’s okay. Grass types are strong..

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

Does the prosecution have any more witnesses it would like to call

 

[AL sama]

I'd like to call @Mrs. Reloaded on stage

she somehow came back to life

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

Does the court recognize zombies as people?

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

I'd like to call @Mrs. Reloaded on stage

she somehow came back to life

Triple dog objection, the dead have no place in the courtroom of the living (I say this with no discrimination towards the deceased who have returned to life via either plague or outright necromancy).

 

[Sir Yasheen]

I'd like to call @Mrs. Reloaded on stage

she somehow came back to life

Objection on the grounds of witness tampering.

 

[Peroroncino]

if the court does not discriminate based on race then it is unfair to discriminate against zombies

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

I would like to call the prosecution and defense to make arguments on whether the undead are eligible as witnesses

 

[AL sama]

Triple dog objection, the dead have no place in the courtroom of the living (I say this with no discrimination towards the deceased who have returned to life via either plague or outright necromancy).

keep your furry objection to yourself cause she is alive

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

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keep your furry objection to yourself cause she is alive

I request an exam to be performed to determine if the requested witness is actually alive.

 

[Indigo]

Does the court recognize zombies as people?

Your honor

the court has recognized me, a reanimated head who is dead, to be a part of the Jury

i think we the jury have no problems listening to the witness

 

[Sir Yasheen]

I would like to call the prosecution and defense to make arguments on whether the undead are eligible as witnesses

Hard to tell the truth “so help me god” when clearly as an undead, god has abandoned them already

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

if the court does not discriminate based on race then it is unfair to discriminate against zombies

The rotting nature of zombies causes brain damage, making the witnesses testimony suspect if they are indeed undead. This is not about discrimination, only about proving the witness is capable of providing accurate testimony.