Secretary: "Kaido sama, it is almost time for your scheduled suicide attempt. You will be doing sky diving. The time is at mid day, from a height of 10000 meters."
"After that you have an appointment to wreck the rookies meeting that Apoo informed us about. We will link that with the sky diving landing location for efficiency.
"We need to do a pr stunt to make sure you are in the limelight. You have been camping in wano for too long, people need a reminder of why you are the strongest creature"
Kaido: hiccup, "Can't I just drink my booze." Hiccup.
Secretary: "No Kaido sama. There is a lot for you to do and not much time."