@Playa4321 bro.. i know you lost a bet with @RayanOO and you have this monstrosity of a profile pic as a result, but that's no reason to restrict access to your profile page 😂
Burgers, hot dogs, potato salad, cole slaw, lemonade, and store bought cupcakes or brownies…buddy, that’s a white suburban cookout you got going on there 🤯🤤🧺
Need some dad advice from you, Bee…my imaginary children’s faces are starting to twist into distorted visages of rage every time I close my eyes and their furious shrieks are becoming impossible to drown out, what kind of AI-generated CGI slop do you recommend putting on the TV to get them to cool off for a bit?? 🤔🤫🫡
RAP GAME CUTTY FRAM COMING TO YA REAL NICE
STRAIGHT OUT THE HOOD OF WATER 7, JUST LIKE MY BUDDY ICE
GOT PLENTY OF LASERS AND FRESH COLA ON DECK
FUCK WITH MY CAPTAIN OR FRIENDS? I'LL SNAP YA NECK!
BLUE HAIR, RED SPEEDO, AND THE BOD OF A GOD
FLYING METAL FISTS LEAVE YOU HANGING LIKE A CLOD
BEAMS OF LIGHT AND POWER COME SHINING FROM MY CHEST
YO, NICO ROBIN, WHO’S THE ONE YOU LOVE BEST?
…Hahaha, well, that’s why I’m not allowed to bring a taser to my kid’s school OR drive a motorized scooter ever again. Anyway, would you like fries with your Whopper, sir??
Messi in his final years of his career
Won Finalissimia
Won Copa
Won World Cup
Record two times Golden Ball winner
Record 700th league goal with 103 games less than Ronaldo against Marseille
798 Senior career goals
Record 385+ assists
Record 8 seasons with minimum 20 goals + 20 assists in a season
Record 7th time Fifa Best Player last night 🔥🔥🔥
Record 8th Ballon D'or and Super ballon D'or incoming 💪
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