This place feels radically emptier without the Informers Leader. I hope you're ok in real life anyway, that's the absolute priority. I also hope for a prompt return. I met you as soon as this site opened 2 years ago, still remember when you would use those funny Rekoome avatars.
Let's look at a sport that is not only very entertaining, but also requires more physical exertion than any other sport in the world: Marching Band. Marching band not only satisfies the requirements of a sport, but it shatters the minimum expectations.