MONSTERZORO TRIAL

[ThatWife]

WHAT

You're only insane in bed dear

 

[ThatFakeUncle]

What are you doing, @ThatWife ?? I will die if we dont tell the same fries!

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You're only insane in bed dear

H-Honey, not in front of all these reporters

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

What are you doing, @ThatWife ?? I will die if we dont tell the same lies!

What do you mean by "tell the same lies"?

 

[ThatFakeUncle]

What do you mean by "tell the same lies"?

Fries, i said fries!

 

[ThatWife]

What are you doing, @ThatWife ?? I will die if we dont tell the same lies!

We have a better chance at winning if we tell the truth dear!

H-Honey, not in front of all these reporters

Be proud of what you can do in bed dear!

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Fries, i said fries!

 

[ThatWife]

Why do you keep incriminating yourself dear? @ThatFakeUncle

 

[ThatFakeUncle]

Fake! Fake, fake, fake! I suffer from dyslexia! I typed in lies instead of fries. Phew.

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We have a better chance at winning if we tell the truth dear!


Be proud of what you can do in bed dear!

Why? Its too late to tell the truth, they are after my head!

 

[ThatWife]

Fake! Fake, fake, fake! I suffer from dyslexia! I typed in lies instead of fries. Phew.

YOU TOLD ME YOU DIDN'T HAVE DYSLEXIA!!!!!

WAIT WHAT?!

 

[ThatFakeUncle]

YOU TOLD ME YOU DIDN'T HAVE DYSLEXIA!!!!!

WAIT WHAT?!

Im sorry, my little duckling. Its true. I have dyslexia.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Fake! Fake, fake, fake! I suffer from dyslexia! I typed in lies instead of fries. Phew.

Since I can't disprove your dyslexia, I'll leave this be.​

 

[ThatFakeUncle]

Since I can't disprove your dyslexia, I'll leave this be.​

See, @ThatWife ? Fries always win.

 

[ThatWife]

Im sorry, my little duckling. Its true. I have dyslexia.

WHAT THE FUCK! SO YOU JUST LIED TO YOUR WIFE?! YOUR ONE TRUE LOVE DURING A CRUCIAL TIME IN HER LIFE?! I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR BABY DAMN IT! I TOLD YOU HOW I FEEL ABOUT DYSLEXIC PEOPLE

 

[ThatFakeUncle]

WHAT THE FUCK! SO YOU JUST LIED TO YOUR WIFE?! YOUR ONE TRUE LOVE DURING A CRUCIAL TIME IN HER LIFE?! I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR BABY DAMN IT! I TOLD YOU HOW I FEEL ABOUT DYSLEXIC PEOPLE

WHAT? My little bunny, I had no idea that this is a problem for you! I thought you would be okay with this! It wasnt a lie, it was just ... not the whole truth?

 

[ThatWife]

WHAT? My little bunny, I had no idea that this is a problem for you! I thought you would be okay with this! It wasnt a lie, it was just ... not the whole truth?

SO YOU JUST FLAT OUT FUCKING LIED TO YOUR WIFE?! WHY WHY WHY OH GOD IM HYPERVENTILATING! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL RIGHT NOW!

I CAN EXCUSE KILLING MY EX, I CAN EXCUSE KILLING THOSE COPS, BUT LYING TO YOUR WIFE WHILE SHE'S PREGNANT?!!!

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

 

[ThatFakeUncle]

SO YOU JUST FLAT OUT FUCKING LIED TO YOUR WIFE?! WHY WHY WHY OH GOD IM HYPERVENTILATING! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL RIGHT NOW!

I CAN EXCUSE KILLING MY EX, I CAN EXCUSE KILLING THOSE COPS, BUT LYING TO YOUR WIFE WHILE SHE'S PREGNANT?!!!

Sweetie, please calm down! Im so sorry, I didnt knew that you would take all this "telling the truth"-stuff so serious! I thought its just a phase of you! Please forgive me!

 

[ThatWife]

Sweetie, please calm down! Im so sorry, I didnt knew that you would take all this "telling the truth"-stuff so serious! I thought its just a phase of you! Please forgive me!

Phase?! A fucking phase?! What's happened to you? I thought you understood me!

 

[ThatFakeUncle]

Phase?! A fucking phase?! What's happened to you? I thought you understood me!

But I do understand you, my little pumpkin! Please, it was just a little lie. Dont we all lie from time to time?

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

But I do understand you, my little pumpkin! Please, it was just a little lie. Dont we all lie from time to time?

Killing people and setting off your own wife, you truly are evil incarnate